They Got Tasered?!

July 17, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Douchebags getting tasered is like laughing gas to me, but Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright getting tasered makes me sad. If only Josh was in his Dubya costume. Then I’d be laughing until my throat fell out and my dating life would be over. Well, I always have a-ho…..forget it. Seriously, this shit ain’t funny.

As you know, Josh and Jeffrey were arrested in Shreveport this past weekend for their involvement in some bar brawl. A part of their arrest was caught on cell phone video and it shows some gross shit.

The video reportedly shows Jeffrey getting tasered and pepper sprayed several times by the cops as he lay on his stomach in the street. TMZ reports that several officers cursed Jeffrey out and used the the “N” word towards him. Josh was trying to control the situation, but ended up getting pepper sprayed in the eyes. The video hasn’t been released yet, but you know it’s coming.

This is why the cops always scare the fuck out of me. I talk a big talk, but when the cops come around, I become a 4-year-old girly with a speech impediment.

And how the hell are those cops going to taser, pepper spray and curse at Jeffrey?! Obviously they never saw Basquiat.

Expect a groveling, fake ass apology from these dumbass cops in 3…2…..

Tags: Arrests, Brawls, Mariah Carey, Tori Spelling

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