Take Off Your Fucking Sunglasses!

June 17, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Billy Ray Cyrus was on “Today” promoting Nashville Star and the stupid ass redneck would not take off his sunglasses. Maybe he had bloodshot eyes from drinking too much moonshine or a bitchy ass possum spit in his eyes while he was trying to strangle it for supper. It’s distracting!

Anyway, Meredith asked him about those Vanity Fair Miley slut pictures. He said he didn’t know they were going to strip her down and wrap her in a blanket. He wasn’t around when they took that picture. He said, “I was surprised when I saw it … but, hey, that’s life. Stuff happens.” He went on to say, “At least I have a sexy wallpaper picture for my puter!” Okay, he didn’t say that last part.

Billy said that when the pictures came out, he never complained because his father taught him that “the more you stomp in poop, the more it stinks.” Hmm…I think his father was talking about Billy Ray’s hair. Just a thought.

And when asked about that creepy picture of him and Miley, he said, “That’s just a daddy who loves his daughter a whole lot.” Yeah, loves her a little too much.

Tags: Buying Children, Dumbasses, Trash, Uncomfortable

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