No, It Doesn’t Belong To Britney
June 13, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Even fake ass hair can’t stand Kate Moss. A hair extensions freed itself from her skull as she arrived at her hotel in Berlin last night. Some pap picked up the horse hair like he won a prize. Wait, maybe he did win a prize! I bet if he shakes that thing over a mirror, he’d get a couple of coke lines out of it. Score!
Kate Moss was in Berlin to promote her new perfume “Velvet Hour.” It probably smells like burnt weave, cokey breath, Dreamboat Dohery’s love chunks and crumpets. Basically, it smells delicious.
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