Reunited And It Tastes So Sweet
Put down the ketchup chips and whip out the magnifying glass! Is that a Frapp I see in Brit Brit’s paw? It could be an iced latte with 6 cups of sugar and lard in it, but there’s no way Brit would go to Starbucks and not order her signature drink! I think some Starbucks locations have renamed it the “Brit Drank” in her honor.
It’s been a while since we’ve seen Brit Brit with her true love. Daddy Spears better keep an extra eye on her ass because wherever the Frapp goes, trouble follows!
In other Cheetos news, Brit Brit might win an Emmy! OK! reports that Brit Brit has been submitted in the guest appearance category for her role on “How I Met Your Mother.” Vote 4 Brit! This is the real reason why Katherine Heigl didn’t submit herself this year. Yes, she’s in a different category than Brit, but she couldn’t take any chances! Katherine knows she can’t compete with the true thespian that is Brit.