Oprah Again

The almighty Oprah has once again topped Forbes magazine’s list of the biggest celebrity cocks aka The Celebrity 100 list. Oprah needs to pull a Katherine Heigl and ask to not be considered for this kind of shit. We already know that she’s the most powerful and richest living thing on earth. It goes without saying. I’m pretty sure that part of the taxes I pay go directly to Oprah. It’s the country’s way of thanking her for being so fucking awesome. Blah!

Other whores on the list include Brad Pitt (#10) and Angelina Jolie (#3). You know Angie is walking around with her copy of Forbes telling Brad that she owns his ass once again! Brad lowers his head and hands over his balls again. Angie gave them back to him after he knocked her up with twins. At least he got to spend a little time with them.

The list ranks whores based on wealth and fame. Here’s the Top 10 with what they reportedly made last year. Gross, grosser and grossest.

1. Oprah – $275 million
2. Tiger Woods – $115 million
3. Angelina Jolie – $14 million
4. Beyonce – $80 million
5. David Beckham – $50 million
6. Johnny Depp – $72 million
7. Jay-Z – $82 million
8. The Police – $115 million
9. J.K. Rowling – $300 million
10. Brad Pitt – $20 million

Visit Forbes to see the rest of the list