A Whole New Fug

January 25, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

I love these Disney “celebrity whores as Disney characters” campaign, but they really fucked this one up. They had the fugness of Skeletor and they use him as Aladdin? You are telling me that you have Skeletor in front of you and you fail to use him as Jack Skellington from “Nightmare Before Christmas.” Missed opportunity. Also, there’s no way JLo could keep a floating carpet up. Her ego alone would force it to sink to the sand.

They also completely miscast Jessica Biel as Pocahontas. That bitch should’ve been Captain John. She’s a dude! The only one I am fond of is Tina Fey as Tinkerbell. Shit, she could have played Pocahontas and I would’ve loved it.

The rest of the series includes JLo as Princess Jasmine, Whoopi Goldberg as the Genie, Gis Bundchen as Wendy and Mikhail Barishnykov as Peter Pan.

I really hope in their next series they make Star Jones get fat again to play Ursula. It would be a crime if they didn’t do that.

Source: ONTD, PageSix.com

Tags: Gross, Hot Slut of the Day, JLo, Skinny Bones Jones

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