Jack Nicholson’s Super Sperm
December 10, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Jack Nicholson is a dog and is proud of it. In an interview for Men's Journal he said he can't commit to one woman and that thinking he could live the married life was a mistake he's made. He said, "We have more in common with a male dog than we do with a woman in this department. This may be male chauvinism in a certain context. But, baby, it's also science."
Jack has been with so many women that he thinks he could have around 9,000 kids out there. "There could be 9,000 for all I know – I used to live so freely. You can’t get too wild these days but I’m as wild as you can get.”
9,000?! Imagine the child support payments on that one. Jack is suddenly going to get a shit load of morons claiming to be his kid.
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