The Coochie Bites Back

November 20, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K

“Teeth” is basically about a high school girl who finds teeth in her vagina. Dangerous poon!

The film tells the story of high school student Dawn (Jess Weixler) who works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group’s most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother Brad’s (John Hensley) increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth.

It’s described as a comedic horror movie, but I’d describe it as just plain stupid! Wait, vagina dentata? Is that what Angelina Jolie has?

VIA ONTD

Tags: Crazy, Dumbasses, Film, Jude Law, Uncomfortable, YouTubes

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