Help Him Hugh!

 

Shouldn't Joe Francis be busy servicing jail dick and not talking to Page Six? Well, Joe spoke from jail in Reno, NV about how disappointed he is that Hugh Hefner is not helping him out.

 

Hugh really does have better things to do. He's busy trying to get his limp dick into one of his girlfriends. Ok, off-topic, there's nothing worse than trying to get a limp dick in a hole. I call it "coke dick" or "drunk dick," because this usually happens to dudes while they are under the influence. It's especially sick when you add more lube to try and get it hard. A sticky, wet limp dick is ILLEGAL!

 

Anyway, back to the matter at hand. Joe said, "Hugh Hefner was arrested in 1963 for a similar offense and pursued by law enforcement for decades. It's sad how quickly he forgets. What I am going through now is exactly what Hugh Hefner went though, and what Larry Flynt went through, and I will prevail, because I've done nothing wrong."

 

Joe shouldn't count on Hugh being his corner. Last May Hugh told Larry King, "I'm not a fan, because I think it's [exploitative], and I don't think he's a very nice guy."

"I don't see any parallels . . . What sets the magazine apart is it really is a lifestyle publication, you know, with good fiction and good articles . . . It doesn't have much to do with what he's doing."

Exactly. Joe should just bend over, bite the pillow and take it like a man.