I’m Sure They Broke Up A Loooong Time Ago

February 2, 2007 / Posted by:

Johnny Knoxville and his wife of 11 years have officially separated. Johnny’s spokeswhore confirmed that he has split from his wife, Melanie. The ex-couple have a 10-year-old daughter, Madison.

It’s no surprise, since Johnny hasn’t really been quiet about his relationships with other women. In the past couple of years he’s been linked to Jessica Simpson and Kate Moss. There’s also been stories of Johnny boning no-name chicks any chance he gets.

Sources close to the couple claim they’ve been broken up for a while now. They also say that Melanie should get lots of dough for putting up with Johnny.

“How do you live knowing that your husband leads a separate life… and is sleeping with other women all the time? She deserves every penny if she is going to divorce him.”

Amen to that. Homegirl should get everything and leave Johnny with some vaseline and a box of ziplock bags. I mean that’s all he really need to keep the male-whoring going.


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