October 24, 2006 / Posted by: admin
TomKat’s rep confirmed they will be legal on November 18th.
Guests have been notified to keep the weekend of November 16-19 free for some kind of party. The spokeswhore confirms this, —“All those details are correct, proper security measures are being taken.”
He also confirmed that they will marry in Italy and she will wear Giorgio Armani. Giorgio said, “When I am asked by a friend to make a wedding wardrobe, it goes straight to my heart. It really is an honor to play a small role in that milestone moment.”
We all need to find our local bomb shelters; because this is the day the aliens will plummet from the sky and reclaim their planet. Suri will be the new leader of the World and we will all be doomed. This is also the day that Katie Holmes has officially sold her soul.
P.S. – Pictures of cats are much more entertaining than pics of their crazy mugs.
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