Open Post: Hosted By Wonder Woman And Wonder Woman

This picture also features a lady making the exact same face I made after hearing that Lynda Carter was not playing Wonder Woman in the Wonder Woman movie. (Truth talk: She’s probably throwing a stanky side-eye at Chris Pine in half-assed Westworld cosplay. See: the gallery below)

Wonder Woman had its Hollywood premiere at the Pantages Theater last night, Lynda Carter was gracious enough to bestow her star power upon that shit by showing up, even though the movie makers did her wrong by not putting her in the movie at all. (Although, I am hoping that the director Patty Jenkins righted that highly illegal wrong by adding a post-credits scene where Wonder Woman buys her first invisible plane from Amazonian salesladies played by Lynda and my second favorite WW, Cathy Lee Crosby.)

Wonder Woman doesn’t come out until next week, so full reviews aren’t out yet, but the first reactions came out and many said that it’s the best DCEU movie since The Dark Knight. I hope it’s good since some of us have been waiting for centuries for a Wonder Woman movie, but saying it’s the best DCEU movie in a while ain’t saying much. If DC put out a movie that was nothing but a 90-minute shot of a dried turd in a cape, it’d be the best DCEU movie since The Dark Knight.

And now here’s more of LYNDA FUCKING CARTER, Gal Gadot and the rest of the cast of WW last night.

Pics: Wenn.com

Open Post: Hosted By Supergirl And Wonder Woman

Millennials are looking at that pic like, “That’s not Gal Gadot!” And us Gen-Old-Whore-ers are looking at that pic like, “That’s not Helen Slater!”

I don’t watch Supergirl, because in the 80s I made a vow to never watch a Supergirl movie, TV show or whatever that doesn’t co-star Faye Dunaway and Brenda Vaccaro. So I have no idea if what I’m about to write is a spoiler or not, but you’ve been warned.

Lynda Carter is playing the President of the United States in several episodes of the second season of Supergirl, and she shot scenes yesterday in Vancouver. Melissa Benoist posted a picture on Instagram of herself and the only Wonder Woman who matters! It is a damn shame that Supergirl moved to The CW and isn’t on CBS anymore. Because if it was still at CBS, the executives would give the oldies what they really want by revealing in the first episode of the season that POTUS is actually Wonder Woman, and they’d eventually phase out Supergirl and change the name of the show to The Wonder Woman Show Starring Lynda Carter! The ratings would fly higher than Supergirl ever could. Well, the ratings would be good as long as CBS didn’t air it opposite Antiques Roadshow.

Pics: Instagram, FameFlynet