Today’s Definition Of Random Is Brought To You By Kathy Griffin Dragging Don Cheadle, And Him Dragging Her Back
I pretty much forgot that Kathy Griffin’s career hit the shit can when she posted a picture of her holding up a “decapitated Trump head” (aka a Michael Myers mask with the carcass of a Garfield doll taped to the top and covered with ketchup), because so much has happened between then and now, and my brain can only hold a certain amount of fuckery. But Kathy Griffin has not forgotten, and she also hasn’t forgotten those she believes didn’t stand up for her including Don Cheadle. Yesterday, Kathy shit on her “friend” Don for turning on her back then, and he let her know that the half of the “best friends forever” heart pendant she thinks he gave her must’ve come from a different Don Cheadle, because “You Got A Friend In Me” is not a song he’s ever sang to her.
This random tussle started yesterday when Don Cheadle tweeted a pic of him wearing a hat from Sleeping Giants, an anti-sexist and anti-bigotry campaign.
@slpng_giants boom … pic.twitter.com/CP6FCqcuvM
— Don Cheadle (@DonCheadle) January 15, 2019
If tweets had a “fuck this” button, Kathy would’ve hit it so hard that her impeccable bronze drag queen brows would’ve flown right off. Kathy thought that Don showing his love for Sleeping Giants was a great time to get some attention by telling everyone about how he’s earned a place on her shit list. When did Kathy Griffin suddenly become Vito Corleone?!
Oh GREAT Don. I will never forgive you for your nasty tweet the day my smear campaign started. You know it was a fucking smear campaign and you have never taken a moment to apologize. Some liberal you are. Yes, my memory is long my ex friend. Shame on you. I kept a list. Fear me.
— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) January 15, 2019
The only tweet of Don’s about that bloody Jabba the Trump head I could find is one from May 2017 in response to someone who said that Kathy probably voted for Trump. Don only said that she didn’t, she hates him, and he added “that pic tho… ?” That tweet doesn’t seem worthy of vowing to destroy a trick, so maybe Don tweeted something else that put the rage in Kathy. Whatever the case may be, when Don let Kathy know he had no idea what she’s talking about, she called him out for being a fake fuck.
Huh? You’re a dick in real life, but believe it or not I truly hope what I went through never happens to you. Never. And if it did I would be the first in line to stand up for you, get my ass on television and do everything I could to defend you & the 1st amendment. It’s easy don
— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) January 15, 2019
That was Don’s cue to tell Kathy that they aren’t friends, and that if they were, he would’ve told her to put down the fake blood-covered Trump mask and step back.
sigh … ok, kathy. 1) we had one conversation on a flight about our mutual disgust for individual 1. i don't "friend" that quickly so we can't really be "exes." 2) had i been your "friend" and you had asked my opinion, i would have said, "kathy. for you own sake, please do NOT https://t.co/12enY2AQQt
— Don Cheadle (@DonCheadle) January 15, 2019
Don continued to drop his thoughts about that pic on Kathy, and told her that he’s fighting the same fight as her.
girl, be prepared to have the dogs sicced on you. the secret service doesn't play around with sh*t like that no matter WHO the president is. you're also risking your career for what i see as zero upside. just tell him to #diagf like i do." maybe you would have listened. doubt it.
— Don Cheadle (@DonCheadle) January 15, 2019
6) this is six more than necessary answers to your "don's a dick because he didn't go on tv to champion me," tweet. 7) you wanna rap offline, you know how that works. ✌?
— Don Cheadle (@DonCheadle) January 15, 2019
Kathy didn’t respond on Twitter to those tweets, so maybe she took Don’s invitation to talk away from the public stage that is Twitter.
If I was Don, I’d say the same thing to Kathy that I say to another bottom trying to pick up the same top I want at a bar. I’d say, “Bitch, let’s stop fighting, we both want the same thing, so let’s do this together… but I still get to ride it first.”
And why do I have a feeling that Kathy’s shit list now looks like this:
- The Trumps
- Harvey Levin
- Andy Cohen
- Andy Cohen
- Andy Cohen
- Whoever did her eye makeup in that pic
- Andy Cohen
- Andy Cohen
- Andy Cohen
- Don Cheadle
Pics: Wenn.com