Uh huh… Leonardo DiCaprio Is Supposedly Talking About Marriage With His Current 21-Year-Old Girlfriend
It’s been a whole 8 months since 43-year-old Leonardo DiCarpio started dating 21-year-old Camila Morrone and things are getting so serious guys. I mean, this man took her to Coachella and stuck with her for the whole fucking thing, and then he took her on vacation with his own mom. That’s huge! In Leonardo DiCaprio world this girl already deserves a divorce settlement!
UsWeekly reports that Leo and Camila are now talking about that big topic! No, not her turning 21, which was very dramatic because thats just a little too close to 25 for Leo’s liking. I’m talking about marriage! Yes, the source wants us to believe that Leo is looking past Camila’s increasing age, and thinking of settling down with only one model who is twenty years his junior.
“They’re very in love and serious… They’ve talked about getting engaged.”
AHH! Oh my god! A whole two sentences! Shit is getting real guys! I wonder where they’re registering?!
The source continues by saying that Leo has: “never loved a girl like this,” which probably feels amazing for his past famous girlfriends to hear like, Gisele Bundchen, Blake Lively and Bar Rafaeli.
Gisele especially gets a knife twist from this insider who continues to say: “Gisele wanted to get married and Leo felt he was too young at the time.” Yeah Gisele, god what’s wrong with you? Don’t you know that men are not ready to get married when they’re 30? Only women are ready to get married by then. Which is why 43-year-old Leo is ready to marry 21-year-old Camila.
The source continues by threatening the world with mini-DiCaprios taking private jets to get an environmental award:
“He’s ready to have kids… She loves having little kids around and wants to have kids with Leo… but she wants to get married to him first. She’s very traditional in that way.”
The source concludes by saying wedding bells won’t be ringing soon, but that: “Cami and Leo want to have fun and are very playful.”
I guess there comes a time in every man’s life when he must choose to grow up, hang up his baseball cap and turn in his Pussy Posse/Wolf Pack membership card. Even Leo. Pour one out for all the younger-than-25-year-old Victoria’s Secret models who will never get to date the Pussy Posse Don. Or pour one out for Camila who may get the boot after Leonardo realizes the weird strain of weed he vaped for the first time made him say crazy things, like the m-word.