Cher Has Revealed The Details For The Album Of The Century
If you woke up this morning feeling a little closer to Heaven, there’s a reason for that, and it isn’t your sleep apnea. Iconic, ageless, legendary, wigged QUEEN, Cher, has given the gays and the world what they need: a confirmed full tracklist, album cover and release date of her new ABBA cover album. That erection you woke up with wasn’t morning wood, honey, it was Cher!
Entertainment Tonight is reporting that the 72-years-young songstress will release her new album next month, on September 28th. This album cover is serving me angelic twin realness. She is giving me dark-haired Cher, blond Cher, full-face Cher AND profile Cher all at once. Mutli-fucking-faceted, this woman is. Dancing Queen will have ten songs on it including the ABBA hits: Mamma Mia (duh), Gimme Gimme, SOS and–of course–Dancing Queen. She tweeted the tracklist back in July but now it’s confirmed and we know that the final track will be the classic: Fernando.
ALMOST FINISHED WITH ALBUM?
THINK ITS GOOD,& (as we all know) I’M NOT A BIG CHER FAN— Cher (@cher) July 25, 2018
SONGS
1.WATERLOO
2.GIMME,GIMME
3.DANCING?
4.CHIQUITITTA
5. NAME OF THE GAME
6.MOMMA MIA
7. ONE OF US
8.WINNER TAKES IT ALL
9.SOS
10.⁉️— Cher (@cher) July 25, 2018
Cher had some words to say about the album and put out a press release:
“I’ve always liked ABBA and saw the original Mamma Mia musical on Broadway three times… After filming Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again, I was reminded again of what great and timeless songs they wrote and started thinking ‘Why not do an album of their music?'”
True gay icons have seen Mamma Mia on Broadway a minimum of twice. And true true TRUE gay icons actually fucking star in that shit, so… she’s got this in the bag. She also put out a little teaser trailer where we hear her deep auto-tuned voice belting out Gimme Gimme:
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— Cher (@cher) August 8, 2018
And then she gifted us with the full fucking version because Cher is no tease, and honey, it slaps:
Are you hearing this baritone robot queen sang? When she hits that one note my iPhone restarted because it thought it was being told a command.
Truly she is a goddess among unworthy humans. I can’t wait until she takes this show on the road, for her 45th farewell tour, and serves us with the highest quality 100-pound wigs money can buy. Serve me my gay life, Cher!
Pic: Warner Bros. Music.