Independence Day star (whew, her career apex was a couple of decades ago, huh?) Vivica A. Fox has a new reality show coming out, and her PR efforts backfired on her feline-faced ass. Vivica’s Black Magic (on Lifetime!) will document Vivica’s efforts to launch a male stripper review in Las Vegas. You almost want to watch for that amazing title alone.
Vivica did a radio interview to promote it and thought it was a good idea to reveal that gay dudes aren’t allowed in. Uh oh. There are those among my people who feel that we should be allowed in everywhere, even a busted Vivica A. Fox male stripper revue in Vegas. Just for the record, I don’t need to go there, but I fully support my fellow gays who do. JUSTICE.
During an appearance on the morning radio show The Breakfast Club with Charlamagne tha God and DJ Envy, Fox was asked if her dancers would shake their moneymakers for gay men, too.
“Aw, hell no,” Fox answered immediately. In case that wasn’t clear enough, she added, “Back all that up. No! No!”
“There’s no need to, they dance for women,” Fox added. “It’s called the ‘Ultimate Girls’ Night Out’ for a reason.”
Easy there, Lesser Aunt Viv. Is it that her plastic surgeon must be gay, and she’s salty at him for giving her Stage One Jocelyn Wildenstein or something? From those words, Vivica got some feedback on social media. Too Fab reported on the Twitter slapfight that ensued.
“Really @MsVivicaFox? Imagine if some1 said no black women allowed,” one wrote. “Not okay!! Stop hate -wake up it’s 2017.”
“CRAZY how u are trying to take one small moment out of MY interview and call me [homophobic]?? U are trash dude! Complete trash! SMDH,” Fox clapped back. “Stop it w this I’m [homophobic] crap! My show is 4 the LADIES Got it?!#UltimateGurlsNiteOut is EXACTLY what we do! No HATE on Gays! EVER!”
“When people like you go low – I go high. Stop the hate. Not okay,” the follower responded. Fox’s reply to that: “No hate! I’ve NEVER been [homophobic]! U are spreading hate not me! Have a blessed day and check us out next week #VivicasBlackMagic is HAWT.”
Why am I envisioning Vivica and her assistant (who hasn’t gotten paid since the Vernita Green era but stays out of loyalty) sitting side-by-side and using fake profiles to fight on the Twitter bird’s back? Any publicity… blah blah blah. Vivica gracefully ended this
complete and total bid for viewership controversy by apologizing and allowing the gays in whenever they want. Is there a breakfast shift? I’ll be in Vegas next week, and there’s nothing I like better with my blueberry pancakes than thonged man ass in my face. And I even grossed myself out with that one…
Sure! I've been a FRIEND n supporter of the LGBT community! Didn't mean 2 offend and I'm woman enough 2 apologize! My show is 4 all 2 enjoy? https://t.co/RI0LR6xoek
— Vivica A. Fox (@MsVivicaFox) January 7, 2017
If Lesser Aunt Viv is worried about the homosexuals causing trouble at her sad strip show, she shouldn’t. I can almost assure you that the drunkest, horniest gay guy in existence is still not a match for a lusty Midwest Matron, high on nickel slots and free watered-down cocktails, gunning for codpieced bulge. One of my aunts is widely known for an unfortunate incident in which she dodged security guards, hefted herself onto the stage, and attached herself to some dude’s g-string. They eventually needed the Jaws of Life. True story.