Chachi isn’t the only member of Jabba the Trump’s harem who has been allegedly attacked verbally for supporting the Pussy Grabber-in-Chief. Donald Trump’s real First Lady, Ivanka Trump, also got several earfuls of screams from someone who is mad as hell about the rotting cheese bubble being our next president and can’t take it anymore.
Ivanka Trump, her husband and 3 children were at JFK in NYC this morning to take their seats (prepare to GASP) in coach (and GASP) on (prepare to GASP again) a JetBlue flight (and let out GASP: The Sequel) when a man reportedly screamed at her about how her father is going to really send this country down the shit can. Jezebel says that before the man gave Trump’s favorite daughter (“Huh? I have more than one daughter?” – Trump) a few pieces of his mind, his husband tweeted (and later deleted) a tweet about how they spotted Ivanka in the terminal and he was off to tell her what’s what.
TMZ says that the man had his child in his arms as he screamed, “Your father is ruining the country. Why is she on our flight? She should be flying private.” Ivanka ignored him and tried to distract her kids by giving them Crayons to draw with. Upon hearing that a heckler heckled someone about him, Trump, who loves a good heckling, used his Dooneese hands to clap all happy-like before realizing that his daughter is the one who got heckled.
The dude was escorted off of the plane and apparently screamed, “You’re kicking me off for expressing my opinion?!!“, as he left. JetBlue confirmed that he was kicked off:
“The decision to remove a customer from a flight is not taken lightly. If the crew determines that a customer is causing conflict on the aircraft, the customer will be asked to deplane, especially if the crew feels the situation runs the risk of escalation during flight. Our team worked to re-accommodate the party on the next available flight.”
The weirdest part of this story may be that Ivanka was flying coach on JetBlue! But coach on JetBlue is luxury compared to what Tiffany Trump rode in to get to Florida for the holidays. Sources (that only exist in my head) say that Tiffany had to take a Peter Pan bus to Florida and since every room at Mar-a-Lago is already taken, she has to stay at a Super 8 across town. (UPDATE: Ivanka and family were headed to San Francisco, not Florida.)
Here’s pictures of Ivanka early this morning, also pictures of her from yesterday wearing a turtleneck made from 60s library wallpaper.