Prince Hot Ginge’s tour through the Caribbean continued over the weekend and he was visiting the island of St. Vincent when the world learned that the Grim Reaper collected Fidel Castro. Bad luck truly humped Prince Hot Ginge hard (yes, I’m jealous of bad luck), because several dignitaries of Saint Vincent and the Grenadines considered Castro a “good friend” of their country. PHG was at a reception in Kingstown on Saturday when the country’s Governor-General Sir Frederick Ballantyne asked everyone to bow their heads in a moment of silence for Castro. PHG was forced to stand there and throw the same side-eye you may have thrown when one of your relatives said, “May God bless this country and bless President Trump,” during your Thanksgiving dinner prayer.
The Daily Mail says that PHG did not know about the moment of silence for Castro before it happened. Kensington Palace hasn’t said shit about this awkward mess, but British politician dude Alec Shelbrooke tells the Mail that putting PHG in that position was not right and the government should make sure this never happens again!
“Castro was a murderous dictator. He is dead, and good riddance. This endless stream of people excusing him, especially Labour MPs like Jeremy Corbyn, is ridiculous. It is very unfair to put pressure on members of the royal family to take part in this kind of tribute.”
Michael Fabricant, another British politician dude, defended PHG by saying, “It must have been an awkward moment for him but hey, what else could he do?”
What else could he do?! What kind of question is that? There’s plenty he could’ve done. PHG is a professional royal and should be trained to deal with shit like this. He could’ve easily changed the subject by saying, “Errr, so does everyone remember the time my dumbass wore a Nazi uniform to a party?” Or better yet, he should’ve complained about how hot it was before stripping down to his skimpy carrot hammock. It would be impossible to do a moment of silence for Castro when everyone in the room is screaming and moaning over PHG’s bare ginger nalgas.
And here’s pictures of an overdressed PHG visiting St. Vincent as well as the island of Grenada.