Open Post: Hosted By Katy Perry As HRC And Orlando Bloom As Trump

Because everyone and their weekend drug dealer is going to probably do an election-themed costume for Halloween, Katy Perry and her naked paddleboard driver Orlando Bloom did themselves up in election-themed costumes for Kate Hudson’s Halloween party in L.A. last night. It’s not surprising that they did election-themed costumes, but it is surprising that Katy didn’t do herself up as a pussy and Orlando didn’t do himself up as Donald Trump’s tiny elf-sized grabbing hand.

Katy Perry has been working the trail for Hillary Clinton, and last night she showed her undying devotion to #ImWithHer by dragging it up as Her. Katy’s friend went as the Bill Clinton to her Hillary Clinton and Orlando went as a Troll Doll Trump. They obviously went all out, but if it wasn’t for that MAGA cap and Bill wearing that “I’m With Her” button, I would not have guessed who they’re supposed to be. Katy Perry isn’t giving me HRC at all. What she is giving me is “bloated love child of a rubber Angela Lansbury mask and a jolly gnome,” as well as Jay Leno in sloppy Tina Brown drag. And Orlando Bloom looks more like an electrocuted Carrot Top (no offense to my muscled-up American ginger dream boat Carrot Top).

And for the sake of the other guests at the party, I hope Kate Hudson had a spread of every kind of drug at the bar, because I would need to do them all to rid my brain of the image of seeing “Hillary Clinton” and “Troll Doll Trump” tongue kiss in the corner.

Here’s more of Katy’s HRC costume as well as pics of other tricks at the party like Pussy Posse (or as they’re now known as “The Wolf Pack”) leader Leonardo DiCatchAHo playing it subtle by wearing a wolf mask.

Pics: Splash