Johnny “Dirt Dog” Depp, perhaps forgetting his gothy tragedy couple “WINONA FOREVER/WINO FOREVER” tattoo debacle back in the day, has once again been forced to modify some body art. Amidst his incredibly contentious divorce proceedings with ex Amber Heard, he obviously grew sick of seeing her nickname (“Slim”) on his knuckles and her pin-up body on his arm. “SLIM” is now “SCUM” (subtle), and Amber’s body shot has become…the monolith from 2001? A greasy green glass old school Coke bottle? A big bullet? A dildo? You decide.
Why would you ever get anyone’s name or likeness grafted on to your body? It can always go wrong. Nothing lasts forever. Even those with “Mom” inked on their tits. What if “Mom” ends up cutting you out of the will or sleeping with your spouse? I know a person with a friggin’ Garth Brooks tattoo. That’s probably the reason his wife slept with his best friend. Let’s examine our choices and have some realizations. There is no penis, vagina or whatever they’re sporting that is worth the future regret and embarrassment of having to transform bad ink into worse ink.
Check out some screenshots of Depp from a promo and an interview he did with KLOS 95.5 in the gallery below. You can sort of make out “SCUM” if you squint and have the Hubble Space Telescope for eyes. You’ll also notice that someone should suspend Johnny’s Overstock.com account because – bracelets. Someone hasn’t heard the old adage about taking off
one 25 accessories before leaving the house.