Expect dehydrated praying mantis Giuliana Rancic to say on Fashion Police that Zendaya looks like she smells like Miley Cyrus’ farts and Corn Pops. Because Zendaya gave us Billy Ray Cyrus messiness at the Grammys tonight. It looks like she had enough roadkill on her head to feed the entire Cyrus family and them some at Thanksgiving.
When I first saw Zendaya on the red carpet, I only saw her from the front and thought she was wearing a $3 Justin Bieber circa 2009 wig, but then she turned around and gave me a view of the luscious beaver party in the back. She looked like the kind of hot piece that Aileen Wuornos would try to pick up in a Florida gay bar.
Some people thought that Zendaya was paying tribute to David Bowie’s Goblin King with that mullet (cut to David Bowie throwing an ultra graceful “bitch, please” look) but she told Entertainment Tonight she just wanted to be different.
“This hair was actually kind of an out-of-the-blue type hair. I wanted to do the short blonde, but I wanted to do something different, so I was like, ‘Let’s do a mullet! I’m like, ‘Why not?’ “I wanted to bring that feel into it. It’s kind of like a throwback a little bit.”
That’s not what happened. Zendaya and her stylist probably read Kanye West’s tweets together and she bet that he would soon say he was hacked and delete all those tweets. Zendaya’s stylist said fuck no and they made a bet. If Zendaya lost she had to go to the Grammys dressed up like Joe Dirt emceeing a lounge show at a fourth-rate Las Vegas casino. We all know who lost that bet.
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