Who Is December’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

January 4, 2016 / Posted by:

It’s the final Hot Slut of the Month of 2015 and I can’t believe we made it this far without me throwing a bitch fit and saying, “Fuck it, I’m going to make the Abandoned Couch from 2008 our Hot Slut of 2015!” But well, we did it and we’ve got one more before we get into the biggest election to happen in 2016: Hot Slut of the Year. For December’s HSOTM, we’ve got two precious jewels from your childhood and two future icons of America. As always, 3 of the Hot Sluts got the most Facebook likes and the 4th one is a wild card picked by me. No, I didn’t pick the Barbie! I would’ve if she didn’t get enough FB likes. I picked Gary Fisher, because he is always feeling our pain. Here’s your picks:

The Singing Telegram Girl (as played by Jane Wiedlin) from Clue.

Loving You Barbie, the doll from the 80s who was almost as magical as Peaches ‘N Cream Barbie.

Uncle Sam, the heroic bald eagle who did the lord’s work when he tried to knock the mangy beaver’s ass off of Donald Trump’s head.

Gary Fisher, Carrie Fisher’s dog and Instagram star who is always completely over it.

This HSOTM battle royale is going to be a quick one, because I want to get right into Hot Slut of the Year. The winner will be announced on Wednesday. Happy voting!


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