Right after Charlie Sheen was on Today where he told Matt Lauer that he let all of his sex partners know that he’s HIV-positive before doing sex stuff with them, his ex-goddess Bree Olson (the one on the left) went on Howard Stern and called him a liar. Charlie said on Today that he had the night sweats in a major way and headaches right before he was diagnosed. Bree told Howard that she was with him when he had the night sweats and he never told her about being diagnosed. Bree is negative, but says that she and Charlie boned without a condom many times. Well, it’s Charlie’s turn to scream, “LIAR!!!”
Charlie’s manager Mark Burg tells People that there’s a really good reason for why he never told Bree. Charlie wasn’t HIV-positive when Bree was one of his goddesses in early 2011. Charlie tested negative a few times when he was with her. During the tiger blood warlock days, Charlie took his fuckery on the road and Bree went on tour with him. Bree dumped him in a text message two weeks before the tour ended in May 2011. Charlie’s manager says he found out he was positive after the tour already ended. Charlie and his doctor say that he’s undetectable now.
“Bree Olson is all over Howard Stern but the truth is she wasn’t in Charlie’s life when he was HIV-positive and so there was no reason to tell her anything. His (diagnosis) was long after he fired Bree Olsen from the [Violent Torpedo of Truth] tour.”
Bree is still working the media stroll, though, and went from Howard Stern to Inside Edition where she called Charlie a “monster” and dramatically said she “could be dead” because of him. Natalie Kenly (the goddess in the middle) also says that Charlie never told her before they did it, but unlike Bree, she says that he’s not a “monster” and doesn’t think he “knowingly put women at risk.” Natalie doesn’t plan to sue and who knows if Bree is, but TMZ claims that at least six of his ex-sex partners (or as Charlie Sheen would call them, “insipid, unsavory, desperate charlatans who need to up their sodium intake“) have already gotten a lawyer. Charlie may be getting ready to pay out the ass in legal fees, because he’s about to sell two of his Beverly Hills mansions.
This is already messier than Natalie Kenly’s outfit in that picture and we’re only a quick minute in.
In 2011, Charlie Sheen and his goddesses were probably permanently living in a cloud of crack smoke and foolery, so I’m not sure how any of them remember anything from that time let alone details and dates. Compared to Charlie, I’m about as sober as a straight edge newborn and I barely remember anything about 2011. The only thing I remember from 2011 is the masterpiece disaster below, and yes, I know you’re probably going to sue me for emotional abuse for bringing this back into your life.
I deserve it.