“Girl, I don’t know really remember, I had to get all the way fucked up to deal with that fake bullshit” is probably what Leah Remini is saying in that picture after a pap asked her how Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ wedding went.
During an interview with 20/20 that airs tomorrow night, Leah Remini is supposed to lift the curtain covering up those alien-humping crazies and she’s also supposed to say some shit about Scientology’s golden child Tommy Girl. Leah supposedly says in the interview that Tommy played a role in why she decided to make like Kirstie Alley’s sanity and quit that bitch. Anybody who has been following Leah’s escape from Scientology knows that she slowly started to pull her head out of L. Ron Hubbard’s gaping asshole at Tommy and Katie’s wedding in Italy. Many things about that wedding have been said, but Tony Ortega added a little more info on his site The Underground Bunker (via Radar).
Tony got a hold of several “Knowledge Reports,” which are basically write-ups that Scientologists do when they want to snitch on another Scientologist. Several Scientologists, including Katie Holmes, wrote a Knowledge Report on Leah Remini because of stuff she did on Tommy’s wedding night. Some of that stuff includes:
1. We already know this, but Leah noticed that David Miscavige’s wife Shelly Miscavige wasn’t at the wedding. Leah also noticed that David was getting a little touchy with his female assistant. When Leah asked a SeaOrg member where Shelly was, she was told that she didn’t have rank to be asking about other Scientologists.
2. Leah supposedly pissed off a bunch of people when she asked them to move so that JLo and Skeletor could sit with her and her husband. This move apparently heated up the Thetans on Tommy’s b-hole and he and Katie Holmes refused to shake Leah’s hand after the ceremony.
3. Leah was an hour late to the wedding.
4. Several powerful bitches of Hollywood, including Kevin Huvane and Kathleen Kennedy, complained about how loud Leah and JLo were during the wedding.
After those dumbass Knowledge Report were filed, Little Lord David summoned Leah to the Scientology headquarters in Clearwater, FL where she spent four months doing some kind of modification exercises and interrogations. Those exercises and interrogations cost Leah $300,000. Katie Holmes divorced Tommy and left Scientology, Leah wanted those Knowledge Reports destroyed and also wanted that $300,000 back. She didn’t think it was right that she was punished when Katie Holmes turned out to be an enemy of Scientology. Leah eventually got the $300,000 back, but by then she was already side-eyeing her decision to stick with Scientology. What’s also interesting is that during one of her meetings with David Miscavige, she talked trash about Tommy and said that she thinks he’s a Suppressive Person.
I’m surprised that when Leah called Tom an “SP,” Little Lord David didn’t grease up his face with barley oil and tell his assistant to hold his E-meter can before he jumped across the table to slap her ass. Nobody talks trash about Little Lord David’s man! And I love how Leah and JLo pissed off a bunch of Scientologists at that wedding. That makes me like JLo a little bit. I can picture a bunch of angry Scientologists furiously scribbling down their Knowledge Reports while Leah and JLo loudly wonder why instead of exchanging rings, Tommy opened up a panel in the back of Katie’s head and stuck a microchip in there.
And here’s pictures from the olden days of guests before and after that PR stunt of a wedding.