On the first day of this year’s Comic-Con, I went through dozens and dozens of pictures expecting to see a few of Phoebe Price making nerd boners go boom while striking poses in some superhero costume she bought for 60% off at Halloween Town on November 1st, but nothing came up. I checked the second day and Chicken Cutlets was nowhere to be seen. It didn’t make sense to me, because how can Comic-Con go on without its reigning queen? Well, the gods of high-budget cosplay elegance must have heard my cries, because yesterday they gifted me with a beyond stunning and glamorous photo shoot of PP at Comic-Con.
Seen above going into the Batman vs. Superman panel at Comic-Con, PP delivered nipple hardening poses while done up as Jessica 6 from Logan’s Run, Leelo from Fifth Element and Superginge. If only they gave Oscars for Best Costume in a Shameless Ho Stroll Photo Shoot, because Chicken Cutlets’ Jessica 6 costume is an artistic wonder and deserves awards. It takes a certain artistic mind to put together a Jessica 6 costume that is basically just curtain fabric from JoAnn’s over a bra and a thong.
The description from the photo agency’s website says that these pictures were taken in San Diego and in the bathroom of PP’s hotel room before an EXCLUSIVE Comic-Con party, but to me these pictures look like they were taken on the streets of the Valley and in the empty bathroom of an apartment during an open house. But you know, what do I do know? I’ve never been to Comic-Con and I certainly have never been to an EXCLUSIVE Comic-Con event. So I need to put down my magnifying glass and instead thank PP for showing us the EXCLUSIVE side of Comic-Con. CAUTION: You better cover your floor with a tarp, because these pictures are panty cream inducing.