Roger The Buff Kangaroo Is June’s Hot Slut Of The Month!

July 10, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K

I thought June’s Hot Slut of the Month battle was going to be a close showdown between Roger the Buff Kangaroo and Courtney Barnes, the mash-up of a My Little Pony doll and an extra large piece of sequins who gave the witness performance of a lifetime on the local news, but it wasn’t even close. Just like he does with most things, Roger the Buff Kangaroo crushed his competition and got all (and by “all” I mean half) of the votes. I’m sure one of those votes came from my suspect friend who said to me, “Roger is freaking me out, because he’s got a body like my ex.” I guess his ex has no human nipples and is covered in ginger fur.

Roger got around 49% of the votes, Courtney Barnes came in second with around 26%, Charo’s son came in third with around 19% and Rachel Dolezal’s poet ex-piece came in dead last with 6%.

Thanks to all who voted and made Roger the Dude Bro Kangaroo the 6th Hot Slut of the Month of 2015. And to those of you who committed the ungodly act of voting against the son of glitter-embedded earth angel Charo: We’ll settle it in a shank fight in hell!

Pic: Facebook

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