Bill Cosby Made A Weird Video For His Fans

That screen shot looks like a scene from the worst 1-900 chat line commercial that only airs in HELL.

Ever since woman after woman publicly came forward to claim that Bill Cosby drugged or drugged and raped her, his PR team has been a wreck and has shown other PR teams how not to handle a situation like this. They kept with their strategy of “Let’s just do everything wrong” by letting Bill Cosby shoot a video message to his fans where he blankly stares at nothing during a fake phone conversation while wearing silk pajamas. Nope, nothing creepy about that.

In a short video that his people gave to Good Morning America, Bill tells an imaginary person on the other end of the phone that he’s doing a show in Wheeling, West Virginia. This whole video is a solid NO from his Hugh Hefner-like silk pajamas to that phone, which may or may not be the same phone that he was talking on when Janice Dickinson took a picture of him.

That shit is so awkward and creepy that after watching it, I grabbed the drink that was next to me, threw it out and got a new one in a fresh cup. Bill’s publicist also attached a little note to the video that was sent out:

Dear Fans: I hope you enjoy my wonderful video message that’s filled with laughter. Hey, hey, hey, I’m far from finished.

Bill Cosby’s publicists are seriously staying clueless, because they haven’t yet told him that maybe it’s time to retire that “far from finished” line since nobody who has been accused of raping dozens of women should say that.