Courtenay Semel’s impact lives on!
In 2008, Courtenay Semel, the daughter of some Yahoo! exec and Tila Tequila’s one-time scissor sister, mouth queefed up the phrase of the year when she shouted, “Google me, you dumb fuck,” at a bouncer she got into a fight with at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas. Well, it’s been 7 years later and entitled spoiled assholes are still using her beautiful words of poetry.
Page Six says that 19-year-old Kyra Kennedy, the daughter of Robert Kennedy Jr., went full bitch outside of club Lava at the Turning Stone Resort Casino in Verona, New York on Thursday night when the bouncer refused to let her ass in. Some witness says that Kyra was already ten layers of drunk when she showed up. The club is 21 and over, so Kyra came prepared. She brought her sister Kathleen “Kick” Kennedy’s passport with her and tried to pass it off as her own. The bouncer wasn’t buying it and that’s when the laughs and fuckery ensued.
“A security guard took Kick’s passport from Kyra and asked her to recite her birth date, and she didn’t know it. He then caught her trying to look up Kick’s birthday on Wikipedia on her phone. The security guard then refused to return the passport, and Kyra started shouting all this stuff, including, ‘I am a Kennedy, Google me. If you don’t let me in, the governor will be calling.’”
There are so many pieces of gold in there. Her sister’s nickname is KICK. She had to Wiki her own sister’s birthday because she doesn’t know. And she threatened to call Sandra Lee’s man. Conrad Hilton just fell in love before punching another flight attendant.
The bouncer kept the passport and Kyra yelled at the hotel staff and threatened to sue them if she didn’t get back. She got it back the next morning. Some other source says that Kyra never created a scene. When the club didn’t let her in, she just went upstairs and went to bed. Kyra didn’t let that denial keep her down. She partied all weekend at nearby Syracuse University with friends.
Oh, all of the dead Kennedys must’ve filled with pride as they watched one of their own scream “Google me!” while trying to get into a casino club in Verona, NY. Their legacy lives on!
I was just telling my friend the other day that we really need a new crop of spoiled, messy rich tricks to bring the laughs and entertain us. Ask and you shall receive! Kyra’s line is really a good one. I can’t wait to use it when the cashier at CVS tells me my card has been declined again. “I am a Kennedy. My last name means ‘Kennedy’ in Japanese. Google me. If you don’t give me my stuff, the governor will be calling.” But really, it must be great to be a bouncer sometimes. Getting to say “NO” to a spoiled ass brat who has only heard “yes” their entire life is probably a spiritual experience. Who needs church? If you ever want to feel lifted up and whole, just get a job as a part-time bouncer at a club where underage rich kids try to get into.