Hmmmm, I Wonder Who’s Sending Pimp Mama Kris Death Threats?

September 9, 2014 / Posted by:

Both TMZ and Radar says that last Friday, the FBI raided the L.A. hotel room of a Kardashihater they believe has been sending noted whore wrangler Pimp Mama Kris death threats. Let’s see, on the list of Things The FBI Should Be Doing, “catching the crazy bitch who PMK might’ve hired to send her death threats for the sake of ratings” falls somewhere between “finding the missing 1/2 sock that dog swallowed and “helping me pass the level in Tomb Raider my dumb ass can’t pass even with help from the walkthroughs.

TMZ has learned (read: PMK told Harvey Levin during a cuddle sesh) that the FBI have been tracking a “black female” who has been accused of calling PMK up to 300 times a day and has threatened to release a sex tape starring everyone’s most hated pimp and Bruce Jenner unless she gets paid. FBI agents showed up to the Four Seasons on Friday with search warrants in hand and took the woman’s laptop, iPad, iPod and cell phone. They didn’t arrest her.

The woman tells Radar that she’s innocent and that the “friend” she lent her laptop to is the one who has been shooting death threats at PMK:

“On Friday morning I was asleep in my hotel room when I heard a knock on the door. I asked who it was and they said FBI. “I opened the door and was told to turn around, and was handcuffed, facing 12 agents with guns pointed at me. After the search I was taken into a room and was asked what I thought this was all about. I said I didn’t know. They asked me if I use the Internet a lot and I said yes. They told me it was about Kris Jenner and her [accounts] being hacked, her email being hacked, her iCloud being broken into and getting crank calls. I was flabbergasted.

They told me they’d been tracking me and had been building a case. They asked who certain people’s cars were and about people they’d seen me with. I told them it was someone I let use my computer and laptop a lot over the course of eight months. It was scary. I’ve never been through anything like that before!”

SPOILER ALERT: I’m sure the FBI will soon discover that the death threats are coming from inside of the whore house! That revelation will be revealed on the season finale of Kumming On The Kartrashians. But really, someone tell Lamar Odom that we all hate PMK too, but there’s no reason to send her death threats while wearing a wig.

And I’m sure none of you read any of that, because as soon as that picture loaded, you ran off to report me to the FBI for sending you death threats by posting a close-up of PMK’s face.

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