Gary Oldman Apologizes To The Anti-Defamation League For That Shit He Said To Playboy

June 24, 2014 / Posted by:

And here comes the Ahs Sowwy Express with Gary Oldman waving from the caboose.

The Anti-Defamation League was not happy with Gary Oldman for the stuff he said about Jews and Mel Gibson during his long, angry, messy, rambling rant to Playboy. Gary said that pus-filled ass pimple Mel Gibson got shunned by Hollywood for that crap he said about Jews during his arrest, because Jews run Hollywood. Gary also said that he wishes he could mold political correctness into a bunch of dildos and shove them up the asses of all the PC whores out there. The Anti-Defamation League issued a statement saying that Gary’s claim that the Jews rule Hollywood ”is an anti-Semitic stereotype based on the ‘Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion.’ the 19th Century anti-Semitic forgery that suggested Jews conspire to control major industries such as banking and finance.” Gary Oldman (aka Gary Oldman’s people) heard the ADL’s statement and responded with this weird apology he gave to Deadline:

Dear Gentlemen of the ADL:

I am deeply remorseful that comments I recently made in the Playboy Interview were offensive to many Jewish people. Upon reading my comments in print—I see how insensitive they may be, and how they may indeed contribute to the furtherance of a false stereotype. Anything that contributes to this stereotype is unacceptable, including my own words on the matter. If, during the interview, I had been asked to elaborate on this point I would have pointed out that I had just finished reading Neal Gabler’s superb book about the Jews and Hollywood, An Empire of Their Own: How the Jews invented Hollywood. The fact is that our business, and my own career specifically, owes an enormous debt to that contribution.

I hope you will know that this apology is heartfelt, genuine, and that I have an enormous personal affinity for the Jewish people in general, and those specifically in my life. The Jewish People, persecuted thorough the ages, are the first to hear God’s voice, and surely are the chosen people.

I would like to sign off with “Shalom Aleichem”—but under the circumstances, perhaps today I lose the right to use that phrase, so I will wish you all peace–Gary Oldman.

So, Gary farts out a rant about how it’s ridiculous that assholes like Mel Gibson and Alec Baldwin are forced to apologize for racist shit they’ve said since everyone says racist shit, and now he’s apologizing for saying racist shit he said? Siriusly, Sirius? I know, I should apologize for that pun.

And the TL;DR version of Oldman’s statement is: “I hate you fucking cunt bag slag bitch whores for making me say this PC trash apology I don’t mean!”

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