Gwen Stefani And Gavin Rossdale Are Somebody’s Parents For The 3rd Time

March 1, 2014 / Posted by:

I know someone who has three little boys, and she makes the exact same face Gwen Stefani is making whenever you ask her about having three sons. “Oh, you know, there’s piss all over the bathroom and they won’t stop playing with themselves in public, so yeah – things are great.” Gwen is probably watching one of her boys try to smell his own fart and thinking “Wow. Only 4 more weeks till I have three fart smellers. #blessed

According to Us Weekly, it’s time to fire your Super Soaker into the air and throw some celebratory Totino’s Pizza Rolls in the microwave (I grew up with a sister, so all my knowledge of brothers is based on television commercials) because Gwen Stefani and husband Gavin Rossdale are now the proud parents of their third son. No word on whether the baby was born with his father’s beautiful frosted ramen noodle hair, but I’m keeping my fingers crossed.

Gwen and Gavin named their first son something pretty normal (Kingston James McGregor) but went full-Phish fan with the second (Zuma Nesta Rock), so it’s anyone’s guess what they name baby #3. But I’m going to put my money on some kind of tree, followed by the name of a California surf town, then a type of music. Welcome to the world, little Boojum Huntington Ska Rossdale!

UPDATE: I was somewhat close. Gavin Rossdale just tweeted that they named him Apollo Bowie Flynn Rossdale (Bowie and Flynn being their mother’s maiden names). I liked Boojum better, but what can you do. Welcome to the world, baby Apollo!

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