The other day, Brandi Glanville dramatically tweeted about how her shit bag ex-husband Eddie Cibrian is living the high life in a multi-million dollar mansion with Falkor Rimes and yet he’s still trying to get child support out of her. Just like Brandi always does, she didn’t really elaborate. A quick minute later, Eddie Cibrian denied it all and said that Brandi is once again smearing oily lies all over Twitter. But both TMZ and Radar say that Eddie is trying to get money out of Brandi, but apparently it’s money he overpaid in spousal support. And if after reading all those sentences you realized that you’d rather ombre dye your pubes in the mirror than read anymore, I don’t blame your ass. Save me some dye.
Radar says that when Brandi and Eddie officially took a machete to their marriage, Eddie agreed to pay Brandi spousal support for 4 years. That was in 2010, so the 4 years of payments are up, bitch! TMZ says that after a lawyer did an audit of all Eddie’s spousal support payments, they found out that he overpaid Brandi by $114,738. The overpayment was for spousal support and not for child support. Brandi doesn’t have to work the ho stroll extra hard to pay him back. The money’s going to be subtracted from her share of his retirement accounts.
But Brandi’s lawyer tells TMZ that Eddie IS trying to get a piece of his child support payments back as well as spousal support payments.
These insane whores…
When these two messes aren’t fighting about their kids, they’re fighting about money. Even though they got a divorce 4 damn years ago, they are still acting like they’re married. Not a second goes by when Eddie’s name isn’t flying out of Brandi’s mouth and the same goes for him and LeAnn. Brandi is a crazy bitch, Eddie is a crazy bitch and LeAnn is a new kind of crazy bitch. They all need to stop fighting it and realize that they just all want to be together. They should move into the same house, get into a three-way marriage and just scream, fight, hate fuck and slap at each other all day and all night long, because that’s what they obviously want. It’ll be like the really dysfunctional, drunk version of Sister Wives called Bitching Wives.