Eva Mendes Refused To Go Through The Airport Body Scanner, Which Means She’s Totally Got A Gosling Baby In There

February 3, 2014 / Posted by:

Here’s Eva Mendes (aka THE MOST HATED WOMAN ON THE INTERNET until Benadryl Cumsinbatches gets engaged to a woman) sashaying through LAX on Saturday before getting on a flight which I’m sure took her directly to Ryan Gosling’s dick. The Daily Mail says that when Eva got to the security checkpoint, she told the TSA agent that she can’t go through the body scanner, because she’s “pregnant.” SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN.

Eva, who as far as I know is still dropping her chocha on that Gos-ding-a-ling (Yes, I am ashamed of myself for typing that), was told to go through the full body scanner by a TSA agent, but she told the agent she couldn’t, because she’s got a fetus growing in her womb. But after Eva’s rep read about this highly important BREAKING NEWS story on CNN, they denied that she’s got a case of the BABIES!!!.

“She has never gone through the scanners at the airport, she has always elected to be hand checked instead.”

I kind of believe that Eva doesn’t have a GosFetus growing in her body. She probably just uses the “pregnancy” thing to get through the line faster. While the TSA agent is checking her ticket and passport, she says, “I’m Eva Mendes and I bareback fuck Ryan Gosling all the time and I’m pregnant now, so I can’t go through the body scanner,” and 4 quick seconds later the entire place is empty. Every TSA agent and everybody in line busts out of there to find the head that just blew off of their neck so they can go on Tumblr and Twitter and curse out that shameless hussy whore Eva for being pregnant with their Internet boyfriend’s baby. It works every time.

And in other news, the fuck is Eva wearing? I guess when you’re boning Ryan Gosling, you truly don’t give a shit about anything else.

(Pic via Bauer Griffin)

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