After Brit Brit shot the
video for “Work Bitch“ commercial for her Planet Hollywood show she had to lie in a plastic kiddie pool full of pork-rind flavored Ben-Gay as her rent-to-own-piece Normal Guy Dave massaged her lower body with fried chicken grease, because she actually bent her knees and did more than just wave her arms around and chew on a piece of lard-flavored gum. Yes, the CGI sharks (I’m glad they got work after Sharknado) moved faster than she did, but still. And this mess of a song will never stop reminding me of this:
Nobody asks me if I want an overpriced luxury sportscar the way that Anna Nicole asks me if I want an overpriced sportscar.