Zac Efron Went To Rehab Five Months Ago

We all should’ve known that something was going on with Zac Efron five months ago when waterproof clear mascara was readily available at every single store. A source tells People that five months ago, Zac Efron was drying out in rehab on the down low and nobody found about it. No, Zac Efron was not in rehab for his addiction to freebasing MAC Lip Glass or snorting Make Up Forever finishing powder. E! made it sound like Zac Efron was in rehab for an addiction to the sweet nectar, but TMZ says that he had a little problem with a certain powder that Lindsay Lohan snorted only once, twice or a million times in her life.

TMZ says that while Zac was shooting Neighbors last April, he was doing coke a lot and it turned into a problem. Some source tells TMZ that he didn’t show up to work a few times and everyone knew he was coked up all the time. In Zac’s defense, he was working with Seth Rogen on that movie and nothing will drive you to a coke dealer’s house like working with Seth Rogen. And Zac was also working with Dave Franco and who can say no to doing a line off of Dave Franco’s six pack gutters.

People’s source says that Zac is sober, healthy and taking care of himself again.

Meanwhile, Mickey Mouse high-fived the South American drug lords he’s in cahoots with after saying, “It took us a while, but we got him!”

Here’s Zac at the TIFF premiere of his movie Parkland on September 7th.