UPDATE: I got a few emails and comments from people who screamed at me, “Michael, you dumb bitch, do your research! That’s not Ali Lohan! Ali’s only wearing the black dress!” Yeah, they used the word “research” like I know what that is. But I sit corrected. Apologies to the chick in white for confusing her with a Lohan.
No, this isn’t a promo picture for American Horror Story: Coven. It’s
19-year-old Ali Lohan a lady in white holding a glass of what I’m sure is chilled chamomile tea champagne while celebrating with her sister Lindsay Lohan after making her fashion show debut in the “Saints of the Zodiac” show in NYC yesterday. I don’t know what the theme of the show was, but judging by all the looks, it was “The Goddess Bunny as a goth princess of Themyscira.”
On one positive note, LiLo finally gave her freckled titty balls the support they need and deserve.
And White Oprah wasn’t there, because as you can tell from these pictures, it’s still light outside. Bitch was still sleeping!