Taylor Swift Made Jam For Ed Sheeran, Because She’s Taylor Swift

August 20, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

The pop folk ginger Hobbit of The Shire Ed Sheeran posted a picture on Instagram of the jar of jam that Taylor Swift gave him and of course she used the words of Kanye on the label of her jam. Oh, lord. I can see it now. Taylor Swift’s Imma Let You Finish Jam (in 3 flavors: Period Berry, Mayer Smegma and Kennedy Compound Cherry) coming soon to every Hickory Farms in every mall in HELL! This is all Kanye’s fault. He started it and now it’s never going to end. And the thought of Taylor Swift making homemade jam is even bringing an eye roll out of Laura Ingalls and Strawberry Shortcake. That thought is way too much even for them.

And here’s Taylor singing “Brave” with Sara Bareilles at her show in L.A. last night.

I see that Taylor slightly yanked at her ex-piece’s piece Katy Perry by calling “Brave” an “original” song. But what we should really be talking about is the fact that Taylor was able to perform a song that isn’t about one of her ex-boyfriends. How is that physically possible? Everything is changing and we should be scared.

via HuffPo

Tags: Ed Sheeran, I Don't Like Jokes, Taylor Swift

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