A few days ago, Amanda Bynes’ crazy train full of car trunk wigs, burnt weed buds and bad decisions left New York City for L.A. and it didn’t take very long for it to crash and burn on the driveway of a house in Thousand Oaks, CA. TMZ says that last night, the cops were called to a home in Thousand Oaks and they found Amanda standing next to a campfire on the driveway. (Please tell me her wig fell into the fire and didn’t make it out alive.)
When the cops asked Amanda why she was standing next to a fire on the driveway of a stranger’s house in Thousand Oaks, CA, she dribbled out some craziness and they determined that she should probably spend some time in the mental ward of a hospital.They put her on a 5150 hold. Amanda was sent to the hospital for a mental evaluation and they could keep her for up to 72 hours.
Before Amanda decided to camp out on somebody’s (not Drake’s) driveway last night, she tried terrorize a bunch of old people at a retirement community in Thousand Oaks on Sunday night. TMZ says that she tried to get into the old folks home to visit a “relative,” but management wouldn’t let her in, because they thought she was drunk. They called her a cab and after she cursed the driver out and told him that she had no money, she went back to the old folks home. They called the cops and she was either warned or ticketed for trespassing before they let her go. But back to that driveway fire….
We should destroy the world’s entire supply of lighters and matches since Amanda Bynes is a pyromaniac now and is setting fire to driveways because they’re ugly. (In her defense, that driveway is homely.) And somebody send Daddy Spears to the hospital with a giant pot of Velveeta grits (aka the healing food of the gods) for both Amanda and her doctors. Her doctors are going to need it after they cry when she diagnoses them with being ugly.