So, Bendadick Cumsbitches supposedly said this to The Mirror (I know, I know) about his childhood vacation to Greece:
“I used to expose myself in front of religious places.”
CHECK PLEASE! And he goes on:
“I was a very hot, bored boy and was surrounded by people who were older than me who were goading me. So when they got bored or the football went through a stain-glassed window – not to be returned – they’d always get me to do pranks. So one day they said, ‘Go on, go on, go on. Pull your pants down!’ Of course I did. I obliged willingly, no pun intended.”
And now the Catholic Church is going to use all of their donation money to build a time machine so they can go back to the past and invite Beneful Cummerbunds to play football at Vatican City.