Amanda Bynes Debuts A Hot New Look

April 20, 2013 / Posted by:

Amanda Bynes finally realized that her tragic cheek piercings and uneven black marker brows (don’t even call them Sharpie brows) are not the look anymore. What’s really in right now is having a scarf face! While looking like KFed circa 2004 from the waist down, Amanda Bynes strolled around NYC this morning with a face full of poly blend fabulousness. Yes, the Jackson children worked this look a million years ago, but I’m glad that Amanda is bringing it back. Why should Amanda spend hours five minutes in front of her make-up mirror, splattering her face with the finest products from Wet ‘N Wild when she can just throw a scarf on her face and create a real look. Bitch has never looked. Although, I think I can still see her duck face underneath that scarf.

In other Amanda news, add UsWeekly to her long ass list of bitches she’s going to sue. Amanda tweeted this out:

Yet again, I’m suing @UsWeekly for writing another false story. NOTHING is wrong with me! All Trash mags – contact me personally since you r talking to people I DON’T KNOW then claiming they know me. Please say names of those supposed sources, they sound like you made them up like the crazy person you’re trying to portray me as in your ugly magazine. I’m talking to the ugly Asian editor and all the ugly women I met when I did a shoot with you. I am suing you every week you put up awful photos with a false “I’m crazy” story. You have never contacted me once to find out who I am or what I’m up to. Fuck You.

Oh, Amanda if you pulled that scarf off your face for a quick second you’d see that UsWeekly doesn’t have an Asian editor anymore. How can we take you seriously as a legal force of nature if you can’t even get that shit right? Not only is Amanda figuratively walking through life with a scarf over her head, but now she’s doing it literally.

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