Lindsay Lohan Will Probably Turn Down Another Plea Deal
Because Lindsay Lohan's head is filled with a coke storm of delusion, she keeps turning down plea deal after plea deal that the Santa Monica City Attorney offers her. The Santa Monica City Attorney told LiLo that if she pleads no contest to lying to the cops about driving her Porsche straight into the back of an 18-wheeler, they'd let her skip past jail and dry out in rehab for 40 days instead. LiLo did what White Oprah does when a reasonable thought fills her head: she rebuked it! Then the Santa Monica City Attorney changed that deal and offered LiLo 30 days in rehab, but she told them they can eat that deal too. And now TMZ is saying that the Santa Monica City Attorney has really come down and are offering her house arrest instead of jail or rehab time. And everybody knows what house arrest means. NON-STOP PARTYING!
TMZ's source says that LiLo's not-so-magical elf of a lawyer, Mark Heller, is working with prosecutors and he's been telling them that she will accept a certain amount of house arrest. Prosecutors are willing to give her 90 days of house arrest, but Mark Heller keeps trying to talk them down. But a different source tells TMZ that Mark Heller and the prosecutors are wasting their time, because LiLo still thinks she's one hundred percent linnocent and will turn down any kind of punishment. If they don't agree on a plea deal, they'll all shuffle into a court room in L.A. on March 18th. If LiLo is convicted, she could get months in jail. To which I clear my throat and say, HAHAHAHAHA!
First of all, there's a greater chance of me farting out a 9" inch fully functional dick than there is of Lindsay Lohan getting actual, real jail time. So of course she wants to go to trial. She gets to dress up and once again prove to everyone that the justice system is her bottom bitch. Second of all, in order to do house arrest, don't you need a house to do it in? Bitch is homeless. Hell, they'd probably let her do house arrest at the Chateau Marmont bar. Or I guess she could do it at White Oprah's house. No wonder she doesn't want to take that deal. Spending 90 days in a confined space with White Oprah is the worst punishment of all.
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Someone should make a movie called "What About Lindsay". What DO you do with someone like her? I'm thinking like some others that if you give her enough rope...
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This latest pic makes Donatella Versace look fresh faced and youthful, by comparison.
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She's not as dumb as we think. She's keeps turning down these deals and they come back again and again with an even sweeter one. So why would she take this? And I've also never heard if anyone being allowed to negotiate their own punishment! Her rap sheet is longer than her IMDb and she has served virtually zero time.
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the law is an ass when it comes to celebs.
how many ordinary folks who ram their car into the back of another car, changes drivers because they were drunk and high as a kite, avoids going to jail, and during negotiations the prosecution, actually crumbles and LOWERS the sentencing.
LOWERS it. yep.
so basically they will go to hohan, okay the plea bargain is 1 month jail.
No.
okay, 1 month house arrest.
no.
okay, 3 weeks house arrest.
no.
2 weeks?
no.
1 week.
no.
3 days?
no.
1 day?
no.
1 hour?
no.
okay.. you can pay a $100 fine.
"yeah sure add it to my tax bill, cya i gotta go, i'm driving in my new ferrari to a some rich guy's house to blow him. ciao suckers!"
Lindsay Lohan should go to prison rehab whatever. Like Martha Stewart did. Lindsay has nothing better to do. She'd have a job, a home, a schedule.
Hi Lace, love your lovely avi. Liked your observation about clannishness. Find it wherever Celts settle. BTW heard jobs were plentiful in NOLA. I would live there in a minute. San Diego is very friendly and has sailors. Nice to be around peeps who have faced their fears. New Orleans has lots of people like that.
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From UK. Now living in southern I mean extreme southern Mississippi b/c of DH's job. MS didn't invite me here and have made no mistake that they don't want us here. Infact, all I keep reading on boards is if you're not in their family/Klan etc they want you out. Southern hospitality. Um....no. Can't even get the wretch that lives across the road to wave when we are getting the mail at the same time. And here I thought they'd be bringing me cookies as the newbie. lol
Heavily job hunting to get out of here. Maybe San Diego. Used to live there and loved it. NYC? Anywhere that there is civilization. Almost 2 hours drive to anywhere like New Orleans etc. Rant over.
Submitted by Lacie Panties on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 11:08pm.
Why do the prosecution keep lightening up with this because the defendant refuses to accept a deal?
It's a minor, victimless crime, and the local court system is trashed and overwhelmed. However, what TMZ, say, reports and what's actually going on may be two different things.
What country are you in? I'm guessing Oz or the UK.
How about some Hershey kisses and a lollipop? This is ridiculous! She's looking for a complete dismissal and she'll probably get it.
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You make a good point--haven't the dead been through enough already?
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 3:15pm.
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And I'd never have sent her to a morgue (poor unfortunate dead bodies, they did not deserve that). ...
Yup, california is broken and she is immune--in her position, who would take a plea?
Why do the prosecution keep lightening up with this because the defendant refuses to accept a deal? Since when does the defendant choose the "I take no punishment and you will accept this, stop wasting my time" Wonder if Jodi Arias should make a quick call and get Lindsay's prosecuters and defense attorney all together. A lot of hardened criminals could use her technique about now. Honestly though, why are you Americans so tender to this woman that violently/ademently opposes her punishment? What does she have on you and your system?
When they offer her a truck load of vodka and a couple of 8 balls then she will accept the house arrest deal. She's not going to stay home and be bored.
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Honest question- why the incessant posts about Lindsay Lohan?">
Good God. She's a 26 year old going on 65 broke narcissistic meth faced boozed breath bad actress kleptomaniac who can't stay out of court. And she has a mother who's worse than she is. In other words, she meets inclusion criteria for this place in spades.
She really is the color of Cheetos.
She knows nothing will happen. The justice system IS her bitch.
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yeah, i live for blohans posts. over the years i have come to really despise this person and nothing pulls me into dlisted quicker than a bash blohan thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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this bitch is TOTALLY blowing someone high up in the justice system in l.a. don;t belive me? pull up a timeline of her rap sheet, I dare you. you will be amazed. other celebrities have maybe been charged with a crime or two, and got off, but then you didn't hear of them ever getting in trouble again. not with blohan. look at robert downey junior. i love him, but dammit, he did hard time and was never convicted of two dwis and numerous possession charges as well as larceny, failing to pay bills. bottom line, bitch has friends or rather johns in high places. no other explanation. she must have some really nasty dirt she could spill, she is somehow being protected, otherwise little sociopath/narcissist she is would not have fired shaun holly without some other ace in the hole, and it ain't her new attorney.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 3:17pm.
You've been here a whopping four weeks yet you know all this. Riiiiight. I knew all of these "new" people popping up in the last 24 hours was no coincidence.
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WTF? Obviously because I write a post that doesn't baaaaaa like the sheeple I'm all of a sudden "new people" popping up? LOL
You're all kinds of special, aren't ya?
She's doing the smart thing. ASSUMING she's convicted of ANYTHING which is not a sure thing, she'll do the usual 18-45 minutes in jail and be free in time to go clubbing that very night. She agrees to the rehab/house arrest? Not so much. It's not the gamble TMZ is making it out to be. It's a no brainer. Yeah, she'll have to do some community service again, but it ain't like she hasn't been down that road before. Yeah, there may be fines and whatnot but that's what her johns are for.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
In that pic, she looks just like my Raggedy Ann doll--after I had spent an entire week in bed with the flu getting sick on it. I am not kidding. Dead ringer.
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
If they just lock her ass up in real jail for a year or more look at the money LA County would save.Plus look at all the personel that would be freed up to serve the communities better.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 4:46pm.
That is awesome. :)
Seriously grody people up in here.
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THen I hope she gets busted for some thing in NY. What happened to that Palm Reader she bitch slapped?
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Submitted by The Mad Catter on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 4:56pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 4:53pm.
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*shakes Mad Catter and boredasfuck* WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 4:53pm.
*imagines Velveeta smegma seeping from Lindsay's Volcano Taco*
*dies a thousand deaths inside*
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Submitted by The Mad Catter on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 4:50pm.
Does her vaginal discharge look like melted orange crayons?
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More like velveeta cheese when it's been in the microwave a smig too long. You know how it's all greasy and one big stringy lump of nasty?
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Submitted by Andrei on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 4:42pm.
Hey, Dog. Wanna be FB friends? TEE HEE.
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That's Fuck Buddy friends, right? ;-)
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Hey, Dog. Wanna be FB friends? TEE HEE.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 4:17pm.
"Come back 'ere. Did chu saey 'Fuck you' to mi?"
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LMAO!
Maybe they could hire Clooney to play Judge Jorge in the lifetime movie of Lilo's fcuk up life. He's rocking that oldie beard now. Or Hank Azaria, since he loves playing characters with the wrong accent! Shia LeDouche to be age appropriate? Have to think hard on who they'd cast for her though. Penelope Soto?
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All I can say is or all I ever say about her anymore after snorting in laughter is "this bitch"!
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 3:57pm.
*Sighs that hot slut Judge Jorge Rodriguez-Chomat is in FL.*
"Come back 'ere. Did chu saey 'Fuck you' to mi?"
Why the fuck are they negotiating with her? Did I miss something? Who the hell else gets to show up in court and say "you know, that punishment doesn't really work for me. I'll pass." I shudder to think what would happen if any of us peons pulled that stunt. What a joke.
Hear, hear Mike. What this time? Vehicular manslaughter? Terrorism? I mean, she has to step it up a little from stealing shitty jewelry and carjacking while wearing other people's drug-filled pants, right?
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 3:20pm.
LOL Deb.xoxoxxoxo
seriously>? The posts, IMO, have nothing to do with her "Celebrity", more to the point, it's about the facination we have with someone who breaks the law incessantly, and skates by every fucking time with no punishment at all... there's plenty of us here, (myself included) who have broken the law, and paid the FULL price for our transgressions, including, but not limited to jail time and rehab. and speaking only for myself, it saved my life..
I really think that this BS court system only seems to exist in Cali. I was in court in NY recently just for a traffic ticket but any way as I'm sitting there waiting they brought in a guy already in handcuffs to enter a plea of guilty or not guilty. The judge didn't like the way he was answering her questions so she says she is not ready to accept his plea right now and to go back to jail for another 3 DAYS and try again.
Point is, in NY at least, they don't take shit from anyone and think nothing of making you wait forever in jail.
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Speaking of judges, whatever happened to that clown who presided over the Anna Nicole Smith trial? The one with that God-awful New York accent who cried all the time. I heard he was shopping around his own show then...nothing.
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She needs to fuck up royally again. This hemming and hawing over the trial business is tiresome.
@Dog, because Blohan helped her john bury the regular hooker he snuffed.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
"Coke storm of delusion..." This is why I come here every day. Priceless!
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 3:19pm.
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Now you're talking, don't you know anyone who could chew her ass out? I'm thinking a Nancy Grace type. Maybe get CPS on the parents' case too (not sure if Lilo has any siblings under 18 now).
*Sighs that hot slut Judge Jorge Rodriguez-Chomat is in FL.*
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Psssst - that's ok Doggie
As crazy and far-fetched as this rumor sounds, it's the only thing that makes sense at this point: One of her rich johns is throwing a shit-ton of money at someone to keep her flabby ass out of chokey. The question is who is it and why?
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Submitted by annobanano on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 3:29pm.
@ Dog - good point!!!!
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 3:43pm.
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I know. Who is this bitch blowing? As CTH said, anyone else (not famous) would have GOTTEN some real jail time. smdh.
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Submitted by Deb on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 3:33pm.
Hee hee! Like Randy said, the courts are just allowing this behavior do to the overcrowding and really just a lack of any real threat. MOCK...MOCK...MOCK!
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Submitted by SFRBully on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 3:42pm.
"Haha well, if you're a dlister I know you watched it twice since you deleted your history so you have to go back and delete it again."
Guilty as charged.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
What CTH said!
My friend's stupid 18-year-old kid stole a TV and couldn't figure out where to stash it. He got probation, but when he didn't get a job fast enough, the judge hit him with a felony and threw him in Attica.
Thank God, someone on staff there fished him out and put him in a work program for first offenders.
But BlowHan violates probation time and again, and keeps getting offered sweeter deals. I can't tell you how much I hate her.
:( This always happens, I go away and come back to massive fuckery. WHY DO THEY KEEP OFFERING HER HOUSE ARREST??? Didnt they see her fucking slurping on the wine with all of her leech pals? Who knows what went on inside...fuck the prosecuters and fuck the judge...Dont even try to pretend anymore....just write her a note that says "Never mind. Just behave from now on please."
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012