Thursday, December 6th 2012

Like Mother, Like Daughter

Well, here's a touching mother-daughter story that'll make you scrub rubbing alcohol into your eyeballs while soaking in a tub full of boiling hot ammonia. What I'm saying is that you should check to make sure you have a lot of ammonia and rubbing alcohol on hand.

Meet 56-year-old Jessica and 22-year-old Monica, a mother and daughter (meaning, Jessica gave birth to Monica) who are so close that they share everything including peens. Jessica and Monica are known as the mother-daughter porn duo (NSFL) The Sexxxtons and they've been doing dudes on camera together for about a year now. HuffPo says that they confirmed that they are actually mother and daughter by checking their drives licenses and private Facebook pages.

Just like the other mother/daughter porn duo Elli and Desi Foxx, Jessica and Monica tell HuffPo (via Gawker) that they have rules like every mother and daughter who bone the same dude together should. Jessica says that they will have threesomes with a dude or another chick, but they won't touch each other or kiss.

"We don't have a problem doing two-on-one. We will have sex with one man, but not interact with each other. It's not easy to do. Our lips never touch and that can be a problem when filming."

Monica is the one who got them in the porn business. Monica dropped out of school in the 9th grade and after years of stripping and bartending, she met some people in porn and got her mom in the business first. Soon after her mom was humping sex parts on camera, Monica joined her and the rest is porn history.

Monica says that sure, sometimes she has suck dicks that taste like Palmolive, because dude had to wash it in the bathroom sink after sticking in her mom, but overall she loves doing fuck films with her mom.

"I enjoy the sex and I enjoy being with my mom. During the scenes, I think about how we're going to be filthy rich."

Ho enjoys sex and enjoys being with her mom so she put the two together? I like eating cupcakes naked and pinching my nipples while watching Property Brothers, but you don't see me putting those two things together. Actually, scratch that, I've been there. And during scenes, shouldn't bitch be thinking, "SANTO DIOS, I hope my mom's twatty juices don't drip on my face right now."

P.S. -  You probably guessed this after reading the words, "mother-daughter porn duo," but they're from Tampa, Florida. Oh, Florida, it's always you.

P.P.S. - So many Lohan jokes, so little time.

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 10:40am.

Lisbet, do you want to give up your right to vote? Do you want to give up your right to be a working mother? Do you want to give up your right to own property? Do you want to give up your right to wear pants or cut your hair? Do you want to give up your access to birth control pills? Should we go back to the time when it was okay for men to rape and beat their wives? Do you want to go back to when women who wanted to work only got limited choices? These are all feminist issues that we take for granted and were promoted by feminists at different times in history.

Migraineuse is entitled to her opinions, but they DO NOT reflect the views of all feminists.

ETA: I am a feminist and I LOVE men. My father, my boyfriend, my grandfather, my male friends, and my little nephew are all people worthy of great admiration.

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Ditto for me - I love you crazy.

OMG @ the "porn fail" link. I want to reach through the screen and punch the fuck out of that misogynistic piece of shit. If I were the mother, you would have had to rip my hands from his throat.

NoneeFriend's picture

Migraineuse is a very angry and bitter person. She's damaged goods. She thinks she's the smartest person in the room, but she has the emotional development of an 11 year old.

Anonymouse73's picture

"I think true feminists need to claw back the term, and start making it about equality again--not women's gains at the expense of men. It's not a zero sum game here."

Word, Sans Fard!

I call myself a Humanist, instead. I figure that covers all the bases. :)

No words for that video. :O The girl is clearly on something during the interview. And if anyone ever laid a finger on my hypothetical daughter like that, much less SPIT on her face?! That would be the last thing he did. So that makes me think the mom is on something, too. Her judgement is seriously impaired in general b/c...who listens to the advice of a 15 year old?! "Yeah...you're right...we should *totally* do porn together!" You're the MOM. Act like it! Grow a brain! GAH.

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I can't even fathom giving birth to a precious little baby girl, holding your innocent daughter in your arms for the first time, and then with that memory in mind, 22 years down the road decide to not only watch, but join in, her sucking off some guy.

Fucking sick ass shit.

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Camille Paglia says that Katy Perry and Taylor Swift ("insipid, bleached") are killing feminism:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2244573/Are-Taylor-Swift-Katy-...

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yes SFRB and bjork, but are you thin,do you buy chanel cosmetics and designer handbags?LOL

Ugh bjork, you must be some kind of weirdo feminist. Those women are just exercising their rights to enjoy orgasms and they're getting paid for it, to boot. (By Lord Ehab.)

The man was just acting, and after the shoot, they all caressed each other lovingly, and he even bought the daughter's schoolbooxxx for this semester.

Jealous.

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Submitted by SFRB on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 2:51pm.
And yes, I need to repost this because it doesn't look like the picnic they're describing and it makes a fucking point.

http://efukt.com/20825_Mother-Daughter_Porno_Fail.html

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Look at how the mother just sits there as that guy spits on her daughter and then in her daughter's face. (In the video, the mother has semen all over her face like Ian Holmes in "Alien." The mother is lying next to the guy, her head near his dick, and the daughter is on top of the guy, in 69 position. But he is shoving his cock in her mouth, and she can't breathe. The daughter is feisty, and yells at the guy, smacking him away. But she is tiny, this guy is big, about 5' 10" at least and brawny. He pushes the daughter, hard, and then spits on her, twice. And mom, her face looking like a botoxed cupcake with melting icing down its sides, just sits there. THAT is the reality of their glamourous, road to riches lives.)

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After reading the description of the video, I understand what Migraneuse is saying. The daughter, because her mother didn't bother giving a shit, doesn't seem to have been taught that she was capable of other options. My hope is that she realizes that she's the one being used the most anyway, so she shouldn't be sharing too much of the profits anyway. I thought before that maybe she's safer with Mom around, but I guess not. This so called mother deserves a few slaps in the face and be thrown out into the street just like her daughter was at fucking 15.

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What if they had been father and daughter?

Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 2:56pm.
If you want men to degrade yourself, fine, but why drag your daughter into it? The mind boggles.
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From their short bio, it seems that maybe Mom wasn't much of a Mom to begin with. Daughter "dragged" mom into it. I'm sure it took A LOT of convincing. ;)

And they like boggled minds! Look at their meth faces.

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If you want men to degrade yourself, fine, but why drag your daughter into it? The mind boggles.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 1:59pm.
Submitted by SFRB on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 11:43am.
I like reading Migraineuse and I have a soft spot for anyone who goes against the grain and doesn't give a fuck about making friends on here.

She isn't going "against the grain". There is no grain here to go against. She is posting the same crap in every single post whether it warrants it or not. And as I've been pointing out for months, her comments are misogynistic rather than feminist, and she is an enormous hypocrite. That is what I call her out for. I don't give a fuck about her otherwise.

I remember YOU being one of the biggest friend-makers here about a year ago. Suddenly you don't give a fuck anymore, so to hell with anyone who wants friends here? Kind of hilarious for someone advocating other people's right to post whatever they want here and "go against the grain".

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Oh Lucy... Everyone has their "friend-maker" phase, you, too, (and me), and there is nothing wrong with being nice, with wanting to laugh and make others laugh... SFRB is naturally friendly but never a suck up; she's like you, she speaks her mind. I don't get the few direct women on here who don't babble about their weight or their ass fighting with one another over another woman who is also direct. (And whether or not Migraineuse really is a man or woman, I'll take the person as he/she presents him/herself on here. Most people fucking lie online anyway.) Yeah, sometimes she is overly strident and for me, it is almost comical but more comical are the posts that she is responding to. Maybe we should all just make a porn together, mashing our tits together and spitting on each other's poons, and make the few men on dlisted horny. It wouldn't be the first time women have sacrificed their dignity for some male attention. Seems to be the rage this season, like last season and the season before and the season before that...

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How could any woman do this?? Its like being a misogynist to YOURSELF!

And yes, I need to repost this because it doesn't look like the picnic they're describing and it makes a fucking point.

http://efukt.com/20825_Mother-Daughter_Porno_Fail.html

Hmm you have a point, I said everyone should be able to post, but then I came out and shit all over the people who were annoying me with their "please look at me" "sadface for not noticing me" bullshit.

And yes I've made friends here and some of them are still my friends, so you're right about that. But I don't care if I piss people off, either.

And I don't believe I've said anything about Migraineuse being a super awesome feminist or stood in agreement with what she said.

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Submitted by TheDrizzle on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 1:22pm.

Oh, my god. There's nothing like this video to de-glam this the mother / daughter porn team. Ugh. This is so sad. Piece of shit, abusive guy getting rough with the daughter, her freaking out, him pushing and insulting her. All covered of them in spooge, while the mother just sits there scared and confused. YEAH. SEXY:

http://efukt.com/20825_Mother-Daughter_Porno_Fail.html
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I know eh? Just sitting there with that baffled look on her face while her daughter is treated like such dirt; makes it clear to see what went so completely fucking wrong with the young one.

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Monica doesn't want to film scenes with animals or her younger brother, she said.
'He's a virgin and I don't want his first sex experience to be with someone who is just doing it for money and isn't into him.'

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2244631/The-Sexxxtons-Mother-d...
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 10:27pm.
A woman who dropped out of school in the 9th grade would find it very hard to make a living doing something legit.

NOT TRUE! My mother dropped out in the 9th grade, and was a RN & a meat cutter/butcher. She made more money per hour than most people I know. I dropped out after finishing 10th grade and got my GED at 15yrs old.. I am now a book keeper/ title clerk/ office manager at a HUGE RV dealership and I make 60k a year (which is more than ALL my friends that graduated and went to college). I think it depends on the person, and how much determination one has. My mother and I worked our asses off, but in the long run, it payed off. That young girl and her mother CHOSE to make porn thier "career", it was NOT their ONLY option in life.

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 10:27pm.

.........................Soooooooo... your saying your a stripper??

Well, they're both both female so impregnation isn't an issue. In the last hundreds of years this type of combo has probably happened in brothels everywhere.

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"I like eating cupcakes naked and pinching my nipples while watching Property Brothers..."

of fuck! I thought I was the only one! mmmm.... I LOVES PB!

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Submitted by SFRB on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 11:43am.
I like reading Migraineuse and I have a soft spot for anyone who goes against the grain and doesn't give a fuck about making friends on here.

She isn't going "against the grain". There is no grain here to go against. She is posting the same crap in every single post whether it warrants it or not. And as I've been pointing out for months, her comments are misogynistic rather than feminist, and she is an enormous hypocrite. That is what I call her out for. I don't give a fuck about her otherwise.

I remember YOU being one of the biggest friend-makers here about a year ago. Suddenly you don't give a fuck anymore, so to hell with anyone who wants friends here? Kind of hilarious for someone advocating other people's right to post whatever they want here and "go against the grain".

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SFRB,

What's so bad about night posters chatting with and getting to know eachother? Would you rather we all never say hi and be at eachother's throats? OP first started precisely because the older community here was getting closer through these threads. Those older posters wouldn't have been able to start their now private community without doing what you're.calling sucking up. .

(excuse typing on phone)

Oh, my god. There's nothing like this video to de-glam this the mother / daughter porn team. Ugh. This is so sad. Piece of shit, abusive guy getting rough with the daughter, her freaking out, him pushing and insulting her. All covered of them in spooge, while the mother just sits there scared and confused. YEAH. SEXY:

http://efukt.com/20825_Mother-Daughter_Porno_Fail.html

And, I agree with you, meth is a known factor here.

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Submitted by SFRB on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 11:45am.

I just watched the video and they enjoy drugs, either coke or meth.

http://efukt.com/20825_Mother-Daughter_Porno_Fail.html

This is a porn scene, but it shows the reason this shit is a BAD idea.

Watch THIS, Migraneuse! :)
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I don't care. It's just that you keep hariping on in your vulgar way and continued your rant.

Again you undermine your argument. You ask what people are doing TODAY to further the cause. I just named four women working tirelessly to ward off the encroaching deterioration if women's rights in this country. Not exactly surprising you claim ignorance re the only Republican politician on the list.

And if I wanted to simply support he work of Feminists in the past, what is wring with that? It's called upholding. Something Americans do everyday to the Constitution.

And don't refer to me a cosseted, please.

By the way, you mentioned your family settled in Ireland. I'd that where you were born? Raised? Live now? I'm genuinely curious.

Ma Ingalls:

He's not getting MY husband's vote.

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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:29pm.

@lisbef: woah, I'm embarrassed for your so-called arguments, explanations and denunciations.

First, as requested, an excellent example of a feminist who is not one iota like Migraineuse: Nancy Pelosi. ( or Hillary Clinton, Madeleine Albright, Olympia Snowe)

Your claims about ancestry are inane and in no way bolster your argument. They detract Iif anything. And did CIJ say anything about "toeing the line" or female rights will crumble? No, and again that is you employing baseless arguments that defy logic and attempt to subvert sound claims by your opponents.
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(1) If Nancy Pelosi or Madeleine Albright are your examples of decent human beings, then you're further down the rabbit hole than I thought. I don't know enough about Olympia Snowe to talk, and I'm not going to bluff.

(2) You say that my arguments are inane, detract from my argument etc. And yet, you can't seem to provide a counterargument. Yet again: You might have benefited from the work that someone has done in the past. That does not, in and of itself, mean that their philosophy is moral, sound and that anyone today has an obligation to support it. It doesn't automatically mean that it's *not*, but it's not the slam dunk that cosseted feminists think it is.

(3) My "toe the line" question is part of yet another aspect that hasn't been addressed. So what that feminists in the past did all these things? How is that possibly relevant for today? What exactly are you people doing *now*? If the only things you can come up with are from the past (and sometimes not the unalloyed good you seem to think), then maybe you need to rethink this hyper emotional attachment to the label.

Anyway, I thought you didn't care. I thought me and Sarah Palin could go away and leave you in your Real Feminists' Club.

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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:28pm.

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:26pm.
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Fantastic. Now explain why that obliges me to support feminists now. Y'know, the whole point of my comment.

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You aren't obliged to. You can be willfully ignorant, or even better, move to Afghanistan where you will find almost no feminists and be a very happy woman in your burqa.

Lisbet doesn't want to support a particular brand of feminism, and she has some strong and well-thought out ideas about the whole subject.

But, first, she's gonna look at you and judge whether or not you can afford your handbag. (Go read the Trollsen pill purse thread.)

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And Lisbet no one us asking you to support feminists. I'm asking you to stop making ignorant, sweeping claims about those w/ a common socio-political ideology.

That sort of bias is what gave birth to the Feminist Movement.

Not every woman is alike in thought, deed, ability, desire, and therefore should not be subjugated based on that prejudice.

Hey all, new poster here.
Sad to say this, but after watching the identical twin Peters brothers pound each other's asses, this stuff doesn't really phase me anymore. Please note, I only watched once out of morbid curiosity.

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@lisbef: woah, I'm embarrassed for your so-called arguments, explanations and denunciations.

First, as requested, an excellent example of a feminist who is not one iota like Migraineuse: Nancy Pelosi. ( or Hillary Clinton, Madeleine Albright, Olympia Snowe)

Your claims about ancestry are inane and in no way bolster your argument. They detract Iif anything. And did CIJ say anything about "toeing the line" or female rights will crumble? No, and again that is you employing baseless arguments that defy logic and attempt to subvert sound claims by your opponents.

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:26pm.
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Fantastic. Now explain why that obliges me to support feminists now. Y'know, the whole point of my comment.

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Lisbet,
Are you seriously suggesting that my husband could legally rape me unless I toe the line?
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No, I am seriously suggesting that he would have been able to in the past, but because of evil feminists, that is now against the law in the US. From Wikipedia:

"Feminists worked systematically since the 1960s to overturn the marital rape exemption and criminalize marital rape."

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 10:44am.

WAKE UP!!!!!
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Yeesh. I reckon I did ask for it.

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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:00pm.
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This is an exceptionally weak argument. Really, really weak. It's also disjointed. What feminists have done in the past (and I don't agree with everything they did) does not prove that Migrain isn't representative of at least a good part of the feminist movement. You're not, in any way, engaging with the fact that every feminist I've ever met has been a dick.

Down to brass tacks. Having benefited from something in the past does not, in any way, confer an obligation to support it now or in the future:

If a man joined the Army in the 1940s and 1950, fought, then got into college in the GI Bill, which enabled him to get into the middle classes, that means he has benefited from war. Does that mean he has any obligation to support current or potential wars because he has benefited from it?

I'm only here because ancestors of mine fled the Franco-Prussian wars to Ireland. Since I've benefited from it in the most fundamental way, does that mean I have to support war?

I've recently discovered that a colleague of mine (who's into genealogy) is only here because some of his ancestors were Hugeunots who fled to Ireland from persecution in France. Since he's benefited in that way from religious persecution, does he have an obligation to support it now?

Like it or not, that is, fundamentally, your argument. You're going to have to come up with better, more relevant arguments. Are you seriously suggesting that my husband could legally rape me unless I toe the line?

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 11:37am.

Well said.

I'm totally for equal rights for men and women. It seem like a no-brainer to me.

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:00pm
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Agree one hundred percent. They had to be militant to get equality. Feminism to me is the right to have a choice.

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Rande', you just made me laugh. Thanks.

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Lisbet, do you want to give up your right to vote? Do you want to give up your right to be a working mother? Do you want to give up your right to own property? Do you want to give up your right to wear pants or cut your hair? Do you want to give up your access to birth control pills? Should we go back to the time when it was okay for men to rape and beat their wives? Do you want to go back to when women who wanted to work only got limited choices? These are all feminist issues that we take for granted and were promoted by feminists at different times in history.

Migraineuse is entitled to her opinions, but they DO NOT reflect the views of all feminists.

ETA: I am a feminist and I LOVE men. My father, my boyfriend, my grandfather, my male friends, and my little nephew are all people worthy of great admiration.

@Randé

in MUD!

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Submitted by Glambert on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 2:48am.

"...until we generate enough attention. Once we get offered the right price my Mother is going to eat my pussy out in front of the cameras!!!"
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Ugh, what a cringe-worthy truth.
I think I'm gonna puke...

snowpiece's picture

are one or both of The Property Brothers ghey?

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!

RandéSleepover's picture

What SFRB said. And don't fight--that's just what evil men want. :)

I just watched the video and they enjoy drugs, either coke or meth.

http://efukt.com/20825_Mother-Daughter_Porno_Fail.html

This is a porn scene, but it shows the reason this shit is a BAD idea.

Watch THIS, Migraneuse! :)

I like reading Migraineuse and I have a soft spot for anyone who goes against the grain and doesn't give a fuck about making friends on here. Someone who doesn't run away scared and crying when someone else disagrees with them.

I've had enough of idiots waving to each other on here and licking each other's asses - something that can be done (and IS done) in a more private (not really) venue. It gets worse at night with people trying their best to get noticed and LOLOL with anyone who types their name.

I will say that I don't agree with her 100%, but still - the banter is important on a site like this and I appreciate all points of view.

And about the story, i think they're featured here on EFUKT. It's a FAIL video - so it's funny, but NSFW.
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 11:35am.

Well, I am so sorry, Lisbet. I didn't realize you know every feminist in the world and their uniform belief system. My bad.
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Magic words: Every feminist *I've encountered*. Please don't hold me to claims I've never made. Feminism is a political philosophy and is not above criticism, and renunciation. Every feminist I've ever met has been a dick. You're not helping your case here.

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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 11:29am.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 11:20am.

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 8:23am.

Migraineuse; she's every feminist I've ever encountered.
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No, she isn't

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The word, and the movement, has been poisoned by this attitude. I've just walked away. Whoever wants it can have it.

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Errr, gee thanks. You and Sarah Palin can start a new club and we actual feminists will reclaim the term.