Jared Leto Hasn't Eaten Food For A Month, Basically
Posh, Anne Hathway, LeAnn Rimes and Rachel "Chupa" Zoe, eat your heart out. I only mean that figuratively, because hearts are fatty and full of calories and will make you fat and ew!
Jared Leto has to buy all of his underwear in the toddler section at Babies 'R Us, because he was already skinnier than Chris Brown's extra long pencil dick and now he's even skinnier. As everyone already knows, Jordan Catalano fought the hot and won when he dropped over 10 pounds and waxed his brows off to play a transgender woman with HIV in The Dallas Buyers Club. Matthew McConaughey also lost a whole lot of weight for that movie and said he did it by cutting all carbs from his daily diet. Jared, however, tells Vulture that he got Kate Moss skinny by fasting. Fasting is basically the GOOP way of saying, "I'm starving myself!" Jared said this about fasting for his art:
"Your body goes through weird stages. Sometimes it's hard to hold on to water. But for me, it's not about the most weight I can lose, it's more to represent the character. I'm focused on what it means to be a transsexual woman. Historically, people have done it for pursuit of self, to achieve a meditative state, so I'm hoping for that, and not the other things. It's not necessarily a bad thing."
I won't be surprised if one day I'm driving down the street and see Jared Leto's stomach bag trying to hitchhike its way out of town. It's going to leave his body any day now, because he keeps treating it like shit. Jared gained a bunch of chunk for that Chapter 27 movie and now he's starving himself. His stomach is confused. You know what else is probably confused? Jared's peen. Dr. Oz says that when a dude's body shrinks, his dick grows and when his body grows, his dick shrinks. Confusing your internal organs is one thing, but confusing your external organ is a crime. There's nothing sadder than a confused peen.
And since Jared's got more to tuck now (cut to Jared wrapping a Spanx condom around his bigger peen to make it skinnier), he should probably win the Oscar for Best Tuck Game.
(Pic via Terry's Diary)
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MtoF transsexuals seem to only want to reproduce the most superficial elements of what is SUPPOSSED to be a woman in our culture: Make-up, dresses, long hair, high-heels.
And Leto seems to want to reproduce the image of what is SUPPOSED to be a transsexual with aids.
What a double fail.
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Fasting feels good. No proana shit, Bale said the same thing about starving himself fof Machinist. He said he felt very clear-headed.
"This world is a whore."
Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 6:41pm.
Kinda weird that to play a tranny, you gotta look as sick and twisted as possible.
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It's because he is playing a tranny with AIDS you homophobic trolling piece of shit.
Do the world a favor and jump off a bridge.
I still would -.-
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Submitted by deucenoir on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 8:37pm.
I actually find Gollum less frightening… possibly because he doesn't wear guyliner and have a band.
Submitted by KA on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 7:08pm.
I don't get it either. I've seen some trannies, and they tend to be pretty healthy (not euphemism, I mean healthy-normal). It's not like a man starving himself looks more womanly. Exhibit A: Christian Bale, T-Rex.
I googled it, nd apparently his character is supposed to have AIDS, which I guess is the reason for the emaciation. So does he think that all transsexuals have AIDS?
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 5:16pm.
Yeah, that makes a strange sort of sense for him.
It might even revive his career. Seriously, his last movie role was back when Lohan had a movie career!
Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 5:05pm.
Yeah, that's the difference to me. T-Rex is scary skinny, but he's covering up and not posing for hack "fashion photographers."
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Werk it guurrrl!
Tilda Swinton already copyrighted this look.
FAIL.
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Why can't he just actually *act* instead of telling the universe how much he has suffered to portray his character?
At the expense of getting all Angus T. Jones in here by paraphrasing Matthew 6:6: why don't these stunt-performers just work on their stuff in closet...out of the public eye instead of doing virtual pro-ana porn for People and their ilk?
Hey Dr Oz - it's called optical illusion - doh!
Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 5:05pm.
"At least the Texas T-Rex isn't glamorizing his weight loss. This fucker is practically campaigning to be the next cover model for Anorexics Monthly."
very, very good point
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Gross.
Get this Gollum clone some bacon Mac & cheese, he's nightmare inducing.
I think his brain has already taken flight and moved out of that skinny body...my stepdaughter was anorexic and after about 2 weeks of not eating more than a couple jujubees a day, she started to say some crazy stuff, too. I'm surprised he's even able to stand on 2 feet by himself. He'd better be careful, his system could just rebel and give him a heart attack....
What movie is he starving his self for anyway?
Adderall.
Am I Courtney Love yet?
Submitted by tonicbitch on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 5:20pm.
That "Try the Sugar-Free Jello" tag is killing me.
I don't get how anyone can sustain a carb-free diet. I tried it for a month and felt awful.
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i dont get it either. when i started i only ate 20g a day and it makes you feel like you have the flu. but i feel awesome on low carbs. i just dont know how someone sustains no carbs at all. that's extremely dangerous.
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"I'm focused on what it means to be a transsexual woman."
what the fuck does this mean? what an ignorant statement. as if all transsexual women are emaciated. what the fuck kind of shit is he on???
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
Oh..god.
Kinda weird that to play a tranny, you gotta look as sick and twisted as possible.
He looks like a female 65 year old eccentric ballet dancer that has a laxative addiction.
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Well, he got fat to play MArk David Chapman, why not go the other way.
Extreme.Stunt.Queen.
It never occured to me that pretty men could make ugly women. But there it is.
give it up dude. you aint gonna win an oscar.
so get over yourself.
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What does looking like this have to do with being a transexual woman? Ladyboys can be this thin but real trannies who go from male to female don't starve like this.
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That "Try the Sugar-Free Jello" tag is killing me.
I don't get how anyone can sustain a carb-free diet. I tried it for a month and felt awful.
Submitted by TOPANGA: "...homegirl looks like he's enjoying this "look" a little too much."
I TOTALLY agree, Topanga. I fee like this is going to flip a switch in his head and he's gonna go full trans-person on us.
Not that there's anything wrong with that. It'll just be sort of something that everyone will be like 'Oh, yeah, that makes sense'. He's never been very masculine.
I have never seen a movie of his. This "look" just seems like it could actually bring on a heart attack--even to someone relatively young.
and I don't thinks he's a pretty girl. I hope he's not suppose to be pretty.
I've stuck with Jared through his various stages of fighting the hot, but homegirl looks like he's enjoying this "look" a little too much. I'm done *throws up hands and walks away*
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At least the Texas T-Rex isn't glamorizing his weight loss. This fucker is practically campaigning to be the next cover model for Anorexics Monthly.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 3:45pm.
I never had any fucks to give for this chowderhead, and I still don't. He should have a sandwich and some soup.
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Thanks, IV! "Chowderhead" is such a wonderful, yet underused word.
Enough with Jared Leto already. Doesn't a celebrity somewhere have a more interesting hangnail?
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LOL, he must have Transamerica and The Crying Game in his netflix queue. Sorry Leto, you just don't have what it takes to go there.
I call bullshit on actors who lose weight by "fasting" (Leto), "cutting off carbs" (McConogay) or a diet of "black coffee and green apples" (Bale). If it's not illegal drugs, then it's a one-two punch combo of Victan and Neobes. So fuck you and your love of your "craft".
Another AIDS movie...let the sunshine in and the good times roll.This girl needs to be driven to an In and Out Burger drive thru, stat.
Although, I could use him as celery stalk for my Bloody Mary.
Hi, Twatty baby. I keep missing you. <3 <3
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 4:23pm.
He is dressed like this because he is playing a cross dresser prostitute. Right?
That's what HE tells himself - ha!
So basically if a man loses weight his penis grows. Hmmm, I'm putting my husband on a secret diet starting tonight.
I would laugh my ass off if after all the method acting "De Niro" talk he's doing they cut all his scenes out of the film. That or he's in it just long enough to look at the person he takes to the premier and say "hey look that's m....." and that's it... he never sees his face again for the next 2 hours.
@ anno -- thanks, yes i now recall him getting great reviews for Pre
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
He is dressed like this because he is playing a cross dresser prostitute. Right?
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Submitted by mynameisstolen on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 4:11pm.
I believe the dick size thing to an extent. I dated a giant man once. 6'7" 325lbs. He had a really fat cock. Not the longest, but it is really all about the width and not getting stabbed in the cervix.
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I know right? That's why I'm scared to lose twenty pounds, if I do I'll have to tuck my bidness up in my butt. Gawd, as if it wasn't big enough. lols
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Tits beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
You know what'll really suck? when he doesn't get the oscar and all that starvation will have been for nothing.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Lucie -- hey, love! <3
Bossy -- my gastroenterologist, who is one of the top specialists in Chicago, literally said Dr. Oz is "full of shit." He made this comment after asking me what a movement was like, and I said it's not like what Dr. Oz said it should be.
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He looks like my Aunt Minniehaha.
They say when you don't eat for long periods and lose drastic amounts of weight, your body grows hair to compensate. Perhaps Leto will grow some hair on his balls and
admit he likes sounding the meat whistle.
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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 4:15pm.
@Glambert,
Never. Never you hear? Not when she performs like this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkKgiBrwo-8
It's only a matter of time. Don't hate her for her beauty or her talent.
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She deserved all the razzies in the world for that performance!!
I did not buy her as notorious pussy bandit Alexander The Great's concubine for even a second!!