I'm Sensing A Theme....
I lied. I thought the Hollywood premiere of Twatlight: Breaking Hymen - Number Two was going to be the last one, but I was wrong. Our international nightmare continues and it has spread to the UK. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner were all in London tonight to make the British Twihards scream until their cherries popped out of their mouths.
But you know, just like the American Twihards, the British ones have disappointed me. This is the last time they can bring the crazy hard and they're not. They should be getting pregnant from the excitement before giving birth to a sticky toffee panty pudding baby right there on the red carpet. Instead, they're just like "eh" in the face. They look like KStew while getting her box munched in a Mini Cooper. What does it say when even the hardcore crazies are tired of being crazy? Where was Nutty Madam when they needed her most? She could've inspired them to lose whatever is left of their minds right there on the ground. Whatever... At least Kristen Stewart came to party. KStew really wanted us to see her ass cakes at the Hollywood premiere and she kept that theme going at the London premiere. Butt party alert.
But bitch is going way too far with all the lace and sequins. Who in the hell does she think she is? Walter Mercado? Kristen Stewart needs to take off Walter Mercado's favorite funeral jumpsuit and give it back to him, because it's not working on her. Nor will it ever.
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She looks laughable. Is she trying to channel Elvis. Actually, I don't think he would wear something that hideous.
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::sniffle, sniff:: thank you, you are both too kind. ::snort, cough, hack::
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"...If I put a Cleopatra wig on my asshole and painted cat eyes on it, it would look and act more like Elizabeth Taylor than LiLo does..."- MK
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Submitted by crazyassmom on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 4:26am.
:: walks slowly into thread, head held high::
Hi, my name is crazyassmom and I am a Twihard.
LOL!!! *pats gently on head* You should read and see what you like, critics and Dlisted be damned.
Submitted by Doll-Parts on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 12:03pm.
gross how women's bodies are never right.
Girl, speak for yourself please. My body is great and I've seen many many great female bodies, far more than male bodies that were great.
Girlfriend, my body is BANGIN'!
"This world is a whore."
Submitted by Gigaboob on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 6:47pm.
This looks like something Prince could rock.
Oooooh! If only! And in purple!
I loooved the beige dress and the too is oretty for this one. The pants - a resounding NO. And what is wrong with her always greasy hair?
Her body is lovely and I would love to have it. Too much t&a, too little t&a...gross how women's bodies are never right.
As for Kstew herself, I have never seen a movie of hers, nor an interview, and I have only read about her on Dlisted so I can't assess her acting skills or lack thereof.
"This world is a whore."
Seriously, the fuck is she wearing? Did she just put on underwear and forget to put on actual clothes?
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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 12:28am.
one, two, cha-cha-cha
one, two, cha-cha-cha
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HAHAHAHAHA!!
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With a top hat and cane she could be in a Bob Fosse number!
Submitted by crazyassmom on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 4:26am.
:: walks slowly into thread, head held high::
Hi, my name is crazyassmom and I am a Twihard.
I do not sleep with Jacob pillows (they're Edward, duh!), nor have I ever camped out at the Nokia Theater for a week waiting for the premiere of any of the movies. (although I *did* sit in line for 15 hrs for tickets to the first two midnight premiers.)
I am not ashamed that I have read all of the books at *least* six times and I have not missed a midnight premier of any of the movies.
And....I have read Stephanie Meyers other book, a sci-fi/romance and plan to see it when it comes out in March. ( but, will probably *not* attend a midnight premier if there is one)
::reads back quietly to self:: ...oh...G_d....
::walks slowly out of thread mumbling "fml" repeatedly:: {o:
thank you for sharing that with the group, crazyassmom :)
Not only did prince wear it better - Howard stern also wore it better
Gardening Girl - I think she is fucking with us! I read a comment somewhere that said her beige lace granny-pants dress was her new version of the middle finger she can no longer hold up with impunity. Idk, she has had some very horrible things said about her all over the internet after (and before) the mini cooper incident (not on Dlisted, though. I know everyone here is just really, really cool.) She might actually be going through that psychological trauma some rape victims act out by becoming slutty. I mean, this girl was (is) dehumanized and demonized by people who let their inhumanity and demons LOOSE by God. Never saw anything like it.
The thing about KS's body is that it is well proportioned. I'm not talking about bust measurement in relation to hip measurement. Everything just fits with her. Her waist does look a little thicker here but usually she has a perfect V shape from the ends of her shoulders down through her upper rib cage to her belly button, and while her bottom is not prominent as with a sway-back it is by no means flat. I guess I've been influenced by latin guys. I used to date a Puerto Rican (in PR) and my sister is married to a Mexican-American who says that wide hips depress him because he knows a flat ass isn't far behind, lol. (He loves my sister's "ethnic" butt even though we are Irish, English, German, and American Indian. I just found out there's some French in there too.) Anyway, I think Rhianna is gorgeous and has a great body and she doesn't have big breasts or prominent hips. Same goes for Jennifer Lopez, although she has a latino's dream ass. I think body suits and jumpers are just ugly period. Unless it's Catwoman.
:: walks slowly into thread, head held high::
Hi, my name is crazyassmom and I am a Twihard.
I do not sleep with Jacob pillows (they're Edward, duh!), nor have I ever camped out at the Nokia Theater for a week waiting for the premiere of any of the movies. (although I *did* sit in line for 15 hrs for tickets to the first two midnight premiers.)
I am not ashamed that I have read all of the books at *least* six times and I have not missed a midnight premier of any of the movies.
And....I have read Stephanie Meyers other book, a sci-fi/romance and plan to see it when it comes out in March. ( but, will probably *not* attend a midnight premier if there is one)
::reads back quietly to self:: ...oh...G_d....
::walks slowly out of thread mumbling "fml" repeatedly:: {o:
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"...If I put a Cleopatra wig on my asshole and painted cat eyes on it, it would look and act more like Elizabeth Taylor than LiLo does..."- MK
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OMG, Stewart thinks she's Cher!
She missed the boat on the feathered headdress, though.
That's a lot of attention seeking for someone who seems to hate being in the spotlights.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Taylor Lautner is fucking sooooooo phoyne! Gorgeous skin!! Fuck the rest of these fools.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:26pm.
What in Brian Boitano hell is that???
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Johnny Weir wouldn't even wear that mess.
Why does this bitch keep insisting on trying to show of assets she clearly doesn't have...example: tits and ass.
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It's a problem when most of your fans are better looking than you are.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
And Taylor Lautner DOES indeed look like a llama!
Holy crap. For one frightening moment, I thought that was Steven Tyler's back view.
Submitted by Anita Bidet on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 7:52pm.
alot of people put her down but is there a straight man alive who wouldn't fuck KStew?
My husband says horrible things about her and her body that are too awful to repeat. So he's one who wouldn't.
I wonder if she would have been smarter to style herself as sweet and innocent, like an ingenue? Do any of you think it would it have worked? Obviously anything would have worked better than this--it looks like it was pieced together from a JC Penney hosiery clearance sale.
one, two, cha-cha-cha
one, two, cha-cha-cha
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God don't like ugly.
I just can't with this ho so I won't even comment.
Taylor Lautner looks like a llama.
I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK
Cher would look much hotter in Kristen Stewart's ensemble. TRUTH!
The high school proms in the spring will be something to see with this as inspiration.
What in Brian Boitano hell is that???
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Submitted by WithButterflies on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:16pm.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 8:47pm.
Submitted by WendyNerd on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 8:36pm.
Well, I didn't want to come off as totally shallow.
*giggle*
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Lucifer_Sam, it's good to see someone else had the same reaction to that hilarious statement as I did.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 8:47pm.
Submitted by WendyNerd on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 8:36pm.
Well, I didn't want to come off as totally shallow.
*giggle*
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Lucifer_Sam, it's good to see someone else had the same reaction to that hilarious statement as I did.
It's what all dim-witted, lifeless, airheaded cheating whores are wearing these days.
Submitted by Mani6 on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 10:51pm.
This must be killing KStew to do this...she HATES this. I guess she is bound by contract to promote but really she'd much rather be in grungy jeans somewhere smoking weed and eating Taco Bell.
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I bet the 30 million make it a lot easier.
Mugging hard for her faux-apology tour. The outfit is disgusting.
This must be killing KStew to do this...she HATES this. I guess she is bound by contract to promote but really she'd much rather be in grungy jeans somewhere smoking weed and eating Taco Bell.
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The new elitism is about dressing expensively and badly all in one. Only the rich and famous can afford to look this bad.
What in Cher Hell is she wearing!!???
LMAO Tiger. Her ass probably eloped with her personality and they're hiding out together somewhere.
That Lautner is getting handsomer by the day. He'll grow into quite the hottie when he's all grown up
When you have an ass like a pancake, maybe you shouldn't try to highlight what you are clearly missing.
Tiger, amen!
If they just made the pants part into a dress/skirt this outfit would have been to die. And if they put it on someone else.
The outfit might look sexily trashy on a woman who has an ass… and tits… and curves. KStew literally looks like a boy in drag. She could reveal she's actually male tomorrow, and it would not shock me.
On the other hand, I am so delighted by how desperate she's become. That whole backfiring PR scandal showed this sullen bitch that she has no real fans, just Twifarts who like the Mary Sue she depicts onscreen.
The moment she "betrayed" their dreams, they turned on her like so many piranhas. NOBODY defended her. No actors, no directors, no fans.
She used to act like her shit didn't stink. Now she knows nobody likes her, nobody respects her, and nobody thinks she's even a tolerable actress. So she's desperately trying to suck up to everybody, and reinvent herself as a "sexy" actress instead of an "edgy" Avril Lavigne wannabe.
I'm having so much fun watching her circle the drain.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
...the fuck is she wearing?
Good thing KStew's pretty because that outfit looks awful. First granny panties, now lace? bwahahaha
Looking forward to the day that Twatlight is no more.
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Ok, I know I asked this last night, but WHERE IS HER ASS???? People, IT'S MISSING! I dunno if someone abducted that shit or bitch had an assectomy, but bitch be missing an ass and want the WORLD to know about it!
It's like her wardrobe is a milk carton ad for her missing ass! Someone put out an Amber Alert already cuz this bitch's ass is GONE. I don't know who has it or what they are doing with it, but bitch desperately needs it back! *In my best John Walsh voice,* "If you've seen Kristen Stewart's ass, call 1 800 CRIME STOPPERS immediately. Let's hope this story has a happy ending and let's bring Kristen's ass home where it belongs."
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Has Kristen joined the Ice Capades?
Yuck. I actually liked the dress, but these pants are atrocious. She's gross.
Submitted by WendyNerd on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 8:36pm.
Well, I didn't want to come off as totally shallow.
*giggle*