Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez Probably Broke Up
Every grade school in the world ended classes early today so that Beliebers could go home and mourn the loss of Beliemez (or whatever the hell their couple name was). Selena Gomez tweeted this picture last night of Justin Bieber and Lil' Twist looking like the sharpest Amish lezzie couple on the playground and this picture is like stab to Selena's heart, because the photo bomber in the back is Barbara Palvin. Barbara Palvin is a 19-year-old Hungarian Victoria's Secret model who might be Justin's new piece. That cradle-wrecking tramp. And the children weep!
Hollywood Life says that Justin and Barbara hung out backstage after the Victoria's Secret show and then the next night, they apparently went to see The Lion King on Broadway together. Barbara was the one who put on her Victoria's Secret bib, let the Biebs lay his head on her shoulder and stroked his hair as he drooled and cried about Simba's dad dying. Then last night, Lil' Twist tweeted the picture above and later deleted it.
But Barbara might not be the only VS model who's in the running to be Bieber's full-time babysitter, because Page Six says that he went Angel hunting right after the VS fashion show:
According to several sources, Bieber was “asking for phone numbers from the girls” throughout taping of the show and at the party.
“He was hitting on the girls all day,” added one witness. “He was asking for their numbers.”
How nice and charitable of Leonardo DiCatchAHo to let the child flirt with his future and ex-girlfriends. It's kind of like the time my when I was 6 and my alcoholic uncle let me have a sip of his Corona. Watching the Biebs try to hit on a model is probably like watching a chihuahua hump the leg of a Great Dane. Just a tragedy. Most of those models probably just pat him on the head and gave him a lollipop.
Here's the Biebs leaving The Lion King last night and some pictures of Barbara Palvin at the VS show.
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those VS girls, some are quite hot, especially that constance jablonski! yeh she has a square face, but she is really pretty, PLUS when she walks her boobs jiggle, and that is hypnotic for a gay guy like me.
and when constance jablonski was doing a fashion show and she walked to m38 - midnight city, i swear i wanted to be her, then and there! OMG ok...ill go shut up
i am just a straight dude but when i see biebs- i just don't get it that he is hitting on girls.
maybe my hetero brain is too primitive to comprehend to thought but- he looks and dresses about as straight as a broken arrow.
Why would any grown heterosexual woman who is not a pedophile hang out with this non-sexually appealing young man? Creepy!
the bieber is getting is snake out to play .... nassteee
Selena who, now?
Yeah yeah. Contract expired. New contract trying to make this new girl happen.
Yawns.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
Justin Bobblehead on Selena Gomez's tweet.
okay, so I am one of the people that was willing to believe that these "kids" Bieber and Selena, were an item. But if this post is true and he has moved on. Now I can't help to wonder if the "kids" didn't have a contract to date..... but then again, young love doesn't last forever.
How is this kid getting chicks? He's arrogant as crap, barely talented, and looks like Ellen DeGeneres!
If Justin Beebee hit on me I'd say loudly so everyone can hear, "Sorry, I'm not into girls,".
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That's too much car for that kid.
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no VS model can compete with selena gomez. she's not the most beautiful girl in the world but she may be the most lovable. http://youtu.be/BWJPQp8pOF0
I think Selena is *gorgeous*. Glad she's moving on to a new babysitting job.
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Looks like a VW beetle coming towards you with the lights on full beam. Somewhere to park the bike though.
- Sparky , Rugby, United Kingdom, 09/11/2012 21:55
I wouldn't be 19 and stupid again for all the money in the world.
Although I was never THIS stupid.
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Edited for making no sense...goes back to bed and the bench.. Sheesh..,
" I've got you constitutional convention right here in my pants" - Louise_Brooks
...And so my next comment was "yup"- Whammo
Team Sam Gordon
He's channelling Adam Lambert with that hair and looking gayer while doing so.
He also looks like an emaciated Lule Perry (if he had AIDS) in the face.
Submitted by Twat Muffin :
Why has he got that stupid worried look on his face all the time? Does he think that makes him look cool? Stupid asshole.
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I suspect it's the Booger's lame attempt to channel James Dean (assuming he knows who that is).
why is Victoria Secret going after younger and younger, thinner and thinner, flatter and flatter models? Remember when actual women like Heidi Klume and Adriana Lima who have actual hips and breasts used to do these shows? Barbara, Karlie, Erin...they could barely fill a B cup combined.
all out of fucks to give.
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*cancelling life*
This child is going to have a Charlie Sheen style drug, booze and self-indulgence fueled public freakout pretty soon. Rehab within 2 years for sure. Possible jail time.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Submitted by Twat Muffin Fri 11/09/2012 3:48 pm
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If millions of people hated you with a passion bordering on insanity you'd be worried too
Within -- hey, hon!!!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
A 19-year-old named Barbara?
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"I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books." - kanye
That VS model is creeping me out. She looks like she's 13, but she's being all sexy-like.
And assuming Bieber is a boy, and not pumped full of estrogen, what did people expect to happen having him around a bunch of VS models? He's a teenage boy. I would've had perma-bone around those girls at his age.
I saw a fucking dick pic on space ghetto the other day( thanks btw to whoever posted the link to that site) . I thought he made me sick before , but after looking at his ugly dick it got worse .
Team Selena!!!
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In a couple of years I see this fruit-of-the-loom ass streak as the new Blohan: Bloieber.
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:14pm.
I did it! LOL! A copy of photoshop and too much free time is a dangerous thing. Someone else did one and it was just as hilarious. Maybe someone has it saved and can post it.
Barbara is gorgeous. I'm getting a young Milla Jovovich vibe.
Oh lovely, now he had someone to compare itty bitty titties and swap panties with.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 3:52pm.
Hi Twat_Muffin!
I'm going to take this moment to repost this classic photo of Beiber and Usher...
http://i47.tinypic.com/2hhm0ih.jpg
My mom would be so proud of my photoshopping skills.
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Louise, you did it? You're a bad girl! Hahahahaha
On topic: poor Selena *sniffle*
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Hiya Twatty! How you doing? *waves* ;p
UGH, at these girls falling all over themselves to date the LezBeaver. Anything involving this DWEEB is a TRAGEDY, full stop! lolol Now watch Selena fight for her meal ticket, tooth and nail. *barfs*
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Louise -- I remember that picture; I actually saved it to my picture album!
Chris Eccleston -- that's exactly what it reminds me of, Will Smith's kid.
vsminimoose -- glad I made you laugh! I just want to smack his face when I see that look on his mug.
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Mmmmmmm ..... vomiting lesbians........
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
Everyday, Selena goes home and cries in the shower over the fact that she willingly pretends to date Justin Bieber. She's 20 now. She used to have her own show. And now she's pretending to date Justin Bieber. How did this become her life?
there's no way beibs is a dude...
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:02pm.
if i can help somebody as i pass along then my living shall not be in vain ... ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
As staged as the Robsten (*hurl*) bull shit. Except it's between lezzies.
Foxxy! You made me snort water through my nose! *wipes monitor*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 3:52pm.
i read on the Christian Science Monitor website that, that right before that photo was snapped, Usher made him scream "ooh baby baby oo-ooh baby baby!"
*The More You Know*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 3:48pm.
Why has he got that stupid worried look on his face all the time? Does he think that makes him look cool? Stupid asshole.
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this made me lol
She is gorgeous though. Edited to add: the model chick, not Bieber. Just to be clear.
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Hey there, Twatty (and all)!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 3:37pm.
LMAO, that's why I love you. I totally thought that was Pharrell too! I was like Pharrell - have some respect for yourself!!!!!!!
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
He's trying too hard. The new Kanye. Pretend to be a womanizer when you're really a manizer. I've seen this show before and it ends with a Kardashian that's dressed funny.
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Selena was as ridiculous as him. She's like a Hispanic Cindy Brady. She's going according to the script to boost both their profiles.
Hi Twat_Muffin!
I'm going to take this moment to repost this classic photo of Beiber and Usher...
http://i47.tinypic.com/2hhm0ih.jpg
My mom would be so proud of my photoshopping skills.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 3:48pm.
Why has he got that stupid worried look on his face all the time? Does he think that makes him look cool? Stupid asshole.
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I think it's the Canadian version of that stupid look Will Smith's kid has stapled to his face all the time.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Apparently Selena is busy hanging out with her co-star, Gregg Sulkin and he's a CUTIE, so if this is true, she's better off.