Licking a mirror while sticking his peen in a Fleshlight modeled after his own asshole sometimes gets boring for James Franco, so he finds himself a human who will lick his face in between telling him that he’s the most important thing to happen to the art world since Thomas Kinkade. Page Six says that 34-year-old James Franco is using his paintbrush peen to paint the portrait of love all over the cooch belonging to 22-year-old Ashley Benson, who’s in Pretty Little Liars and who acted with him in that Spring Breakers mess.
Page Six says that James created the performance art piece “Artist and Muse, No. 23” by holding hands with Ashley in NYC’s Washington Square Park earlier this month. Then in L.A. last week, James created the piece “BOO: A Love Story” by going on a haunted hayride with Ashley. Some source says, “They have been seeing each other for a little over a month, but things are going well.”
In between acting, writing, making music, taking every film course at every university and fapping out enough Franco cream to make a life-size cum sculpture of himself, I don’t know how James finds the time to get on Ashley Benson. But lucky for her, he has found the time, because every girl longs to hear her piece say, “I’m going to make your pussy graduate with a PhD by sticking my diploma rod in it,” while he’s humping her.