Sofia Vergara's Nalgas Can't Be Tamed
If it's morning time for you and the liquid caffeine you inject directly into your forehead vein hasn't hit your brain yet, the picture Sofia Vergara posted on Whosay last night might look all sorts of things like two uncooked corn dogs waiting to go into the fryer or an eclipse as seen through a slit in a Las Vegas showgirl's costume. But it's a picture of Sofia Vergara's ass crack refusing to be ignored.
Twenty minutes before Modern Family won their 1,579,773th trophy at last night's Modern Family Appreciation Ceremony, Sofia Vergara's butt cakes busted her zipper right open. You might think that Sofia's nalgas are a couple of fame whores and just wanted to get their pictures taken, because her chichis were getting all the attention, but I think it was doing what we all did. It blew out a gust of hot air, because Modern Family kept winning EVERYTHING.
They were winning so much that I'm sure when they got backstage, Publishers Clearing House gave them a check for $1 million, the California Lottery people congratulated them for having the winning ticket even though they didn't buy any tickets and then ASkars gave each of them a vial of his own Swedish baby batter before saying, "Please have my child."
Modern Family won Outstanding Comedy Series for the third year in a row, Julie Bowen won Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series for the second year in a row and Eric Stonestreet won Outstanding Support Actor in a Comedy Series. But the winningest ho in that cast is Jesse Tyler Ferguson who gets to go home and comb and condition his piece's luscious grizzly brows every night.
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Dang! Wardrobe malfunction. Or was it? Janet, any comments?
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 11:32pm.
She has a STELLAR ass... the dress split down the back because it can't contain said ass, AHAHAHAHAHA Well played Sofia, well played. ;)
♫ She's too sexy for her dress, too sexy for her dress... ♫
She has a STELLAR ass... the dress split down the back because it can't contain said ass, AHAHAHAHAHA Well played Sofia, well played. ;)
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Sofia is gorgeous and I don't much care but I really do prefer celebrities to have some mystery and dignity. Attention-seekers can be plain sad sometimes.
Submitted by megank on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 7:58pm.
Whatever, I love Sofia and I think she was stunning last night. That dress was amazing.
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Same here. And the pics of her showing everyone how to dance/party in the after-party - this is why Sofia is still sexy.
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Whatever, I love Sofia and I think she was stunning last night. That dress was amazing.
Oh its the fucking zipper. Derpderpderp.
Why are the split borders so smooth? Either the designer was trying to sabotage the bitch, or she was in on the gag.
Christ, how is there 4 inches between her thighs? She must have photoshopped out some thigh meat, no way that is real. She claims to weight 130...at 130 your thighs will touch. You need to be sub-100 lbs to have that cavern between them!!!!
Geez, how tacky. Most people would be ashamed they had purchased an ugly dress because it showed off tits and ass and then were too cheap to get it altered. Ugly. All of it. Yes, she's got a nice bum, but who wants that crap in their face all the time. Gross. She's gross.
She's beautiful, but I just can't with her voice. This one and The Nanny hooker. *skidmarks*
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Well, excuuuuuse mah butt cakes!!!!!!!!!!
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You would think that these people would have expertly fitted clothes. Obviously this was way too tight and she's lucky it lasted as long as it did.
I'm not over Modern Family yet, for those asking. I still think it's a great show. I haven't seen every episode, but I have seen most, and I've enjoyed every one of them.
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Is anybody else totally over this show? It's not bad, but as far as best TV comedies go there are a ton of things that are a lot funnier. Parks and Recreation, Community, Louie...ect
i love it that she put a copyright on that
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 2:15pm.
Once upon a time, when people had shame, this would have been a private, embarassing moment. Now it's an attention grab. Blech.
This a.m. my bf was bothered that I wouldn't pee w/ him in the bathroom. My response: I'm a lady!
do. not. get. me. started. i once broke up and moved out in large part because i could not get any privacy or peace during my bathroom time ...
OT: i bet Sofia Vegara is the bitch at the table when you go out to dinner who can't just excuse herself to go to the bathroom, she has to give a long presentation about how she has gas and what she's going to do when she gets in the bathroom...bitch.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
She said once that her bra size is 32F, which I don't believe for a second. But since she can't find bras that size, she wears a 34DD while filming Modern Family. I'd say DD's about right, but skipping over E, even EEE, for F? Bullshit.
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Silly rabbit.
Once upon a time, when people had shame, this would have been a private, embarassing moment. Now it's an attention grab. Blech.
This a.m. my bf was bothered that I wouldn't pee w/ him in the bathroom. My response: I'm a lady!
Breaking News:
Sofia Vergara has an ass! And a big mouth!
next.
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But for why is a skinny peen poking her?
Jack, "I'm saying this now because I already have a Chinese Jackmaster 3000 on order from THE CHINAS! HSOTD is about to become my third wife."
LOL!!!
Re: Sophia. Great Body. Just no talking please.
Emmy moment for me----KEVIN COSNER!!!!!!!
I say YES.
i don't watch Modern Family [the photo above tells you exactly why i don't watch Modern Family] but that Stonestreet guy looked familiar last night and i could not think why. now know -- saw a story about him getting thrown out of a baseball game a few days ago, lmao: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/16/eric-stonestreet-dodgers-fight_...
/fuck the Dodgers
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
i think the fun bags vs nalgas confusion can be explained easily -- the dress is indeed cut like that in the front, i remembered it's abhorrent tackiness vividly from watching last night:
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-co...
ETA: probably would help if i look a the thumbs before i post. i think i was blinded by that yellow dress...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
She doesn't really have much of an ass, its a cheap zipper stretched too tightly.
I think she is beautiful, has a beautiful body, but is annoying as all hell, she would wear thin on me in no time. I bet her son RUES the day camera were put in phones.
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nice ass. stupid desperate bitch attached to it.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
She's got a body for sure, I can't hate there, and like someone else mentioned she needs no spanx. However I can't stand her voice and personality, it's just too much and very stereotypical. I can sort of see how her fiance drifts from time to time (probably pays hookers extra not to act remotely like her), not that I support that kind of behavior.
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How do you get a thigh gap like that?! Even as a child my legs touched. I'm nice, I pay my taxes, I'm kind to children, animals and the elderly. I don't eat junk all the time and I exercise. I'll never have a thigh gap even if I half starve to death! Just another injustice.
Darn deserved. I watch it and find it still funny.
And my guess: that broken zipper is the work of a chili fart.
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Holy fuck those pics of Sofia Vergara's face are really frightening.
So goddamn sick of both Sofia Vergara and Modern Family.
Too bad this didn't happen to John Hamm's front zipper... :((
Nice ass! No hate here...
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 11:11am.
Somebody needs to do a side-by-side of Sofia Vergara, Julia Roberts, and a large mouth bass.
If I can see your uvula in a thumbnail, close your fucking mouth.
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hahahaha!!
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Joo are all yest yealous of Sofia's pair-fect ass! Hair zeephair no bueno!
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I saw a picture of this person in the teal gown on a worst dressed list and if you saw it from behind you'd know why. It made her rear look huge. So it's the dresses fault. Or she does have a fat ass.
Great ass, foogly face. Someone did a little too much cocaine before the show, that's why her dress busted. Her ass just couldn't take any mo drugs!
Oh I am sure that ass-flash was completely accidental and not at all planned as a way to get attention...
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
is modern family any good? never seen an episode. n
Why do I see that as an all access pass?
GOd she's so pathetic.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
That's like trying to stick a foot long hotdog into a regular size bun. Somethin's gonna be hanging out somewhere.
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And she even put the little "copyright" thing at the corner, like anyone is going to want to steal some crap like this and claim it as their own. She must be really full of herself.
Ugh, this woman annoys me to no end with her loud mouth, over the top, cartoonish like spanglish accent. Way to perpetuate the stereotype for spanish women, Sophia. You don't see any of the few beautiful black women in Hollywood walking around rolling their necks,wagging their fingers and constantly speaking in loud mouth ebonics do you? And that dress looked cheap and 80's promish.
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her face is really frightening here
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
I thought the same, she looks freakishly tweaked in the face!
grommet -- "clearance bin Carmen Miranda" -- perfect description!!!
She is so fucking annoying! She really needs to do something about those eyebrows. They come in too close together in the middle -- they make her look crazy.
Hey Lucifer, Louise!
I thought boobs too need to wake up more
And she's hot but annoying
Submitted by Kizzy on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 11:25am.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Nice butt, but what's up with those veiny old lady hands in thumb 2?
Submitted by SandwichQueen on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 11:15am.
I thought those were her bewbs at first. More coffee, stat!
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LOL, I just assumed they were here boobs as well, I had to really look to understand what I was seeing. If you hadn't said something I would have had no clue. Is that something photoshopped so you can't see her poon?