Sunday, May 20th 2012

SNL Says Goodbye To Kristen Wiig

On the season finale of SNL last night, the show's host Mick Jagger sang out a goodbye lullaby to Kristen Wiig as all of her cast master danced her off. It's the end of a baby hands era! While watching this last night, some people probably thought to themselves, "No more Judice! No more Gilly! No more Penelope!" But all I kept thinking about was how much Kristen's business suit looked like extra floppy foreskin to me. It kind of does. But what doesn't look like a dick bib to me? Everything does. I had a manicure yesterday and as she cut away my cuticles, I got kind of sad. Cuticles are like nail foreskin and she totally circumcised me!

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literarylioness's picture

I agree with Dog! I did think the Wiig send off was cute though.

winniwins's picture

I couldn't care less. Dying over the manicure/cuticle comment.

Pussyluvr's picture

I named my kitten Gilly after Kristen Wiig's character. She is the single funniest female SNL cast member ever, IMHO (and I was a huge Jan Hooks fan). The sendoff was beautiful and had me crying like a baby. Her Paula Deen impression was pure perfection.

soulks's picture

great season finale show; will miss baby hands/Terget Lady.
What was Kristen wearing something from Star Wars ;>

Stan Hooper's picture

Very nicely done!! What a send-off!!

Even Kristen was in tears.

I don't want the show anymore but when I did she and Melissa McCarthy made a dynamic duo! Don't mind seeing these two in another movie or show.

She was a driving force for the last 5 years or so. It's hard for women on that show but man she was one gal (like TIna Fey) who blew the ball right out of park.

Best success to her. Even though I didn't like Bridesmaids, I still value her skills. She's a real talent.

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Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Sun, 05/20/2012 - 2:56pm.

What a sweet way to say good-bye to someone, I love it.

I dont know why MK has to speak of foreskin and other crass subjects, I get he's trying to be funny, but it looks like he's trying too hard.
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KeyLimePie's picture

Liked her outfit. Really nice send-off.

Mani6's picture

I'm going to watch this tomorrow but I will say that Jagger still rocks.

loopygorilla's picture

I dont watch SNL, because most of the time its not funny.

LaChaylo's picture

Submitted by Tyroan on Sun, 05/20/2012 - 3:38pm.

Jon Hamm is to Kristen Wiig as Tyroan is to LaChaylo

*runs, hides*

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Don't hide!! Your Junice wants you to hold her little hands in your man hands!!!

*looks diligently for Tyroan and his hot ass*

Vern's picture

Hey Deb Darling!!!!
I drifted in, then drifted out, sorry I missed you!

I wish people would stop dissing Tina Fey and Kristin Wiig, you don't have to appreciate their humor to understand how far they have come as female comedians/writers/actors/producers/etc in a MAN'S world.

And to have Mick dance you out is just beyond unicorn fantasies. Well done Kristin!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

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Submitted by LisaRose on Sun, 05/20/2012 - 8:34pm.
I really liked Gilly!
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Me too! I am going to miss Kristen. She was my favorite cast member!

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bornagainChristian's picture

Where was Tina Fey? Seems like she was the only one missing. IS there tension between the two. Especially because Kristen hit it right out of the park BEFORE leaving SNL? 30 Rock is okay, but it's not going to get you an Oscar.

Deb's picture

Hey Vern! How about it?

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Vern's picture

i want to live in the world where Mick-Fucking-Jagger serenades me away from my job.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Deb's picture

Haven't watched SNL in years, but because Mick Jagger, Jeff Beck, Arcade Fire, AND the FOO FIGHTERS were on, I tuned in.
Jagger was genuinely funny in his skits! I loved that he portrayed Steven Tyler, known for years as "the Poor Man's Jagger" so well.
The medley of "19th Nervous Breakdown" and "It's Only Rock 'n' Roll" with the Foo Fighters ROCKED!
I thought the farewell to Wigg was very nicely done. I even teared up, and I'm not really a fan.

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LisaRose's picture

I really liked Gilly!!

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Whatever's picture

This show is still on? I haven't tuned in since the days of Will Ferrell and Molly Shannon.

That tambourine player in the background kinda looks like Gilly :]

Poopele's picture

The world continues to not give a shit.

WithinReason...'s picture

MK, you have more manicures than I do!! olololololol *I need to look into that, stat*

I don't watch SNL these days but I think Kristen is a talented lady, I liked Bridesmaids. Per SNL tradition, when someone gets some success they tend to go so this is no surprise. Good luck to her! ;D

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Mel-Tang's picture

Who is Kristen Wiig?

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miz cynical's picture

I would've loved one more Kathy Lee and Hoda skit! Love Kristen and will miss her. God, Jon Hamm is hot.

Oh, MK - I was getting a mani when I was reading this story. Ask the manicurist not to cut your cuticles, just push them back. I read somewhere that your cuticles protect you against germs and infection and having them cut makes you susceptible to it, esp during a pedi, plus watching them cut them makes my skin crawl so I ask for them to be pushed back.

Hekki's picture

Happy trails. Personally I don't think she can pull off a movie, although others disagree.

My very favorite character was Shanna, the sexy blonde who did gross stuff.

YesIownPanties's picture

i love kristen and will miss her on SNL. she was the lady wil ferrell...funny enough to be in anyone's sketch. and how i thought it was awesome that mick jagger sang her send off.
totally beats the chocolate cake i got on my last day.

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Bigbendy's picture

I agree with MK, the outfit was awful. I posted a couple of weeks ago about how I hate peplums and this is a great example. She is thin and it still sucked on her. Mick is the bomb. I loved the all the skits he was in. He made the show.

robotdevil's picture

Also she looks better with dark hair.

robotdevil's picture

I'm gonna miss her :( I guess Andy's leaving too. Wasn't that the rumor?

Tyroan's picture

Jon Hamm is to Kristen Wiig as Tyroan is to LaChaylo

*runs, hides*

MickeyHolland's picture

Excellent advice, LaChaylo! May I suggest Martha Stewart as portrayed on South Park, Season 6, Red Hot Catholic Love? (When a new eating method sweeps the nation, even Martha Stewart joins in and eats a turkey with her ass.)

Personally, I love how MK jumps from one topic to the next. Then again, I had to look up 'crass' so what do I know?

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elmo533's picture

That's a sweet send off. I've left some jobs and the motherfuckers didn't even say anything, not even "Bye". Assholes.

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she's funny in a subtle way--not really in the dry Brit way, but she isn't over the top like most Americans (especially women who feel they have to be super vulgar to get noticed).

I like her! And she is attractive, so what? I think it's cool she isn't a supermodel nor butt ugly.

waterbucket's picture

Jon Hamm and Kristen must be doing it on the down low somehow. I refuse to believe that two people of the opposite sex that attractive and spend that much time together with that kind of chemistry wouldn't do it.

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Vkn1981's picture

Love her!!! Will miss her dearly!!

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Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 05/20/2012 - 3:05pm.

hahaha! I was like...new here?

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