Friday, May 11th 2012

ESCANDALO (Not Really): A Pregnant Ass Sienna Miller Drank Champagne

The Daily Mail has a picture of Homewrecker Hall of Fame recipient Sienna Miller sipping on what looks like a flute of champagne in Portofino, Italy the other day. It could be a fancy kind of sparkling chamomile tea that calls for an extra fancy glass, but it's probably carbonated sweet nectar. Sienna is on a "babymoon" with her fiancé Tom Sturridge and one of her friend tells InTouch Weekly (via Celebitchy) that she's been lubricating her tonsils with wine (GASP!) and champagne (GASP! GASP!).

Sienna's friend said that it's not like her unborn baby is going to stumble out of her vagina saying shit like, "Yooooooo knows what yer problems is?!" The friend said that she's just sipping, “Sienna is European and it’s common there for a pregnant woman to have a glass of wine or champagne. She’d never do anything to harm her unborn baby.

Is it really just a European thing, though? I thought it was an international thing especially since more and more women are chomping on their placentas after giving birth. And any chef will tell you that meat is most delicious when braised in wine. SO DRINK UP!

On another note, are we really using the phrase "babymoon" now? Why don't you just gag me with a CROC? It'll bring the barfs up faster. Not only does "babymoon" sounds like something a prankster baby does, but it also sounds like "Over the Moon's" equally gross first cousin. Can we not?

On another nother note, what is Tom Sturridge's ass trying to accomplish with that updon't? Is he really trying to look like a skinny hipster sumo wrestler? Can he not?

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bloodsicle's picture

I didn't touch alcohol, caffeine, or even sugar when I was pregnant. My kids turned out great. The people who had to live with me, not so much! (That's one body that'll never be found...) I was a super cranky bitch, completely evil.

Thank god I'm back to my vices and my normal sweet self, ha.

ItsBritneyBitches's picture

Oh btw I do watch Mad Men and if alcohol or tobacco really hurt children then we're all a bunch of fucked up grown ups now, because our parents smoked like crazy in the 60s and before.

ItsBritneyBitches's picture

I meant welfare

ItsBritneyBitches's picture

I'm European (German) and I swear the only women drinking and/or smoking during their pregnancy are unintelligent uneducated welware sluts.

MizRo's picture

WHY would anyone choose to have a child with this whoa? I feel for the baby.

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Updont= MK is a super-genius!!!

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Submitted by ditquoi on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 4:12pm.
It's only here in America where we are a nation of gluttons that can't just have 1 glass like we can't just have 1 potato chip where it is vehemently contraindicated.

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Why would anyone have just one glass or *gasp* one potato chip? Go big or go home! Isn't that written in our Constitution?? ; P

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loopygorilla's picture

wow that is what happens when you are a super slut, you play hard, ride hard, and now you look hard.
and you gotta settle for a skinny younger santa claus guy.
i wonder if his facial hair causes burns when he eats the pussy or asshole.

Submitted by LisaL on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 3:48pm.
There is no known safe amount of alcohol to drink while pregnant.
Not saying a glass of wine is going to make your kid look like a retarded chimp, but why even take that risk??
It's fucking selfish as hell to not give it up for 9 months.

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Thank you! It IS selfish as hell, but the selfish never see themselves as such. They see it as everyone else being uptight.

Ugh, I did Google him and he is hot.

she rode the slut wagon so hard to settle with that? Who is that guy, anyway, no I'm not even gonna Google him.

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Submitted by ditquoi on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 4:12pm.

European women have one glass every so often. Their kids are fine. It's called moderation. 1 glass won't hurt anything and is not a cause to feel guilty. It's only here in America where we are a nation of gluttons that can't just have 1 glass like we can't just have 1 potato chip where it is vehemently contraindicated. No one's saying go out and get blotto.

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That's what I'M sayin'!! I'm a duelie (UK & USA) who grew up all over the damn globe, in the 70's thru 90's before airline travel went to shit and having a glass of vino whilst "big with child" did not mean you were a criminally negligent, drunken, possibly murderous pre-mom.

They overwhelmingly seem to surmise that, here, upon seeing a pregnant woman enjoying a wee glass'o vino at a restaurant every so often, or whatever.

I love you so very much, America, but grow the fuck up & relax. Jesus.

130490laura's picture

FFS it's one small glass of champagne, it's not like she's rolling around drunk. Doctors tell you that it's perfectly safe to have a small glass or wine or beer when pregnant. I don't know if it's a European thing, but it's definitely a British thing to not give up alcohol completely when pregnant, although many women do decide to.

My mum used to have the odd half a pint or small glass of wine when she was pregnant with me and my brother and we are more than fine, same for my all my cousins. Everyone is over reacting on here.

BreakinMe's picture

Could be a lot worse. My boyfriend's ex drank, smoked, and used drugs while pregnant.

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Submitted by sugarmyst on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 4:50pm.

Hello-Didn't anybody notice the liquid in the flute is clear? It's WATER!

Water in a flute? High class!

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Please: It's "rahnday."

The kid probably needed a drink after being inside her womb.

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Submitted by clairey claire on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 4:17pm.

I'm pregnant too *high five*

Aw, congratulations!!! *passes you tequila shot*

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sugarmyst's picture

Seriously though, who the hell goes out with their hair like that? Looks like it hasn't been washed in over a week. STINKY

sugarmyst's picture

Hello-Didn't anybody notice the liquid in the flute is clear? It's WATER!

Chirio's picture

"Sienna's friend said that it's not like her unborn baby is going to stumble out of her vagina saying shit like, "Yooooooo knows what yer problems is?!"

Ahahahahahahahahhaa *falls off chair* thank you MK needed your sarcastic ass humor!

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REDMOND's picture

The most offensive thing about this article to me is the word "baby moon". Are you fucking kidding me? That phrase makes me wanna barf!

In the UK the doctors recommend no more than 1 or 2 units once or twice a week. Yes even in the first trimester. I don't know anyone that gave up completely when pregnant. Tiny amounts of alcohol that is not even enough to get the mother tipsy do not give babies FAS. Shit, lots of women don't even know they're preggo till 6,7,8 weeks if your periods aren't regular. There is no need to give up the odd glass of wine if it relaxes you and makes you feel human rather than like a bloated, nauseous baby factory. Im pregnant and i had a glass of red with lunch yesterday and it was delicious.

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mefunigirl's picture

AND WHY COULDN"T HE BE A GENTLEMAN AND TAKE OFF HIS SCRUNCHY AND SAY "here hon, do something with your hair"

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Isthatwhatyoumeanttosay's picture

She has a beautiful face although looked very much better as a blonde. That shitwater colour she has now makes her look very ordinary.

Had a friend a few years ago who had an irrational hatred for her and pointed out that she has no neck. Once you see it you will notice it in every pic.

That said I'd swap my neck for her face any day of the week.

ditquoi's picture

European women have one glass every so often. Their kids are fine. It's called moderation. 1 glass won't hurt anything and is not a cause to feel guilty. It's only here in America where we are a nation of gluttons that can't just have 1 glass like we can't just have 1 potato chip where it is vehemently contraindicated. No one's saying go out and get blotto.

Whatever's picture

She's marrying that kid with the scrunchie? That will last.

Cara's picture

Couldn't get beyond the neckbearded guy with the scrunchie. I seriously don't understand the weird competition hipster men seem to be having with each other wherein they try to outdo each other with fug. I mean seriously, YOU LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE.

There is no known safe amount of alcohol to drink while pregnant.
Not saying a glass of wine is going to make your kid look like a retarded chimp, but why even take that risk??
It's fucking selfish as hell to not give it up for 9 months.

mefunigirl's picture

I was a 6 cups of coffee a day and very much a party girl, but when carrying my kids I never touched anything with caffeine or alcohol in it. But, I know that in moderation it's fine. I just never wanted to wonder "what if".

it's weird that she's drinking just for some random lunch (if it is alcohol) makes me think there's more drinking involved, or, it isn't alcohol at all but whatevhs

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But but, Sienna was born in New York! How european is that?

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Submitted by MardiGras on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 2:59pm.

"...borrow his scrunchie..."

ok, for me i think "wearing scrunchie in hair" now ranks #1 on my Early Douchebag Warning System and "wearing Ed Hardy or Hollister t-shirt" has to drop down to #2

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krazykelly's picture

This skank is not European. Shes American.

IrishFury's picture

Irish people under 50 consider themselves European. Most English people don't consider themselves European at all. Strange.

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Europe is not a country. Sienna is English, not European. I'm German, and drinking during pregnancy is not "a thing" here.

RandéSleepover's picture

My mom's generation smoked and drank while pregnant. We all turned out--oh. Bad Sienna!

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She's probably stopped dyeing her hair blonde due to the chemicals and the pregnancy. That's why she looks so mousy and blah. Usually she's kinda cute...

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Unattractive couple. She needs to wash her hair or borrow his scrunchie or both.

chaka1's picture

This is chick is such a skank ho, but only second to Kim Kartrashian. I can't believe men seriously want to get with her.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 05/11/2012 - White bread? I'm a Honky and you've been reported >:(

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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 1:51pm.

Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 1:35pm.

True. If I don't eat, I can be pretty drunk on three glasses of wine.
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Mel-Tang's picture

Sienna is extremely homely looking and average. You could easily find 10 of her working at the local pancake house. And she sucks at acting. I can't wait for her trick to cheat on her either.

Fookyoo, I would like a window seat on that airbus to hell also, please. :)

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