Three things. First, Freddie Prinze Jr. still exists and still breathes in the same oxygen we all breathe in even though he rarely graces the screen with his completely organic and not at all wood-like acting skills that make a cardboard Keanu Reeves cutout look like the reincarnation of Laurence Fucking Olivier. Freddie’s just a stay-at-home dad now, slaving away in the kitchen making sandwiches like all good stay-at-home dads do. Second, Freddie’s going to have to make more sandwiches, because Sarah Michelle Gellar got knocked up again. Third and most important, why can’t I stop eating rice pudding baby food at night? How did this happen? I’m not even doing it as a role playing thing and I’m not even adding rum to that shit. Is this what it feels like to be Jennifer Aniston? Am I finally matching my eating habits to my IQ (no offense to rice pudding-eating babies with new brains that aren’t fully warmed up)?
Anyillprobablybewearingdiapersandafuckingbonnetnext, Sarah Michelle Gellar’s got a womb full of baby! A source tells People that Freddie and Sarah Michelle’s 2-year-old daughter Charlotte Grace is going to be somebody’s sister soon.
“She and Freddie are thrilled. They love their little girl more than anything in the world and know that love will only multiply. She is such a fantastic mom; it is just great news.”
Their love will only multiply? Who says that shit? I didn’t know Paula Anka was one of People’s sources.
The three of us who watch Ringer aren’t surprised by this news since Bridget/Shavon (I’m too lazy to spell it the fancy way) was looking swole in the torso on the season finale. And yes, not only did I admit that I eat rice pudding baby food for dinner, but I also admitted that I watched Ringer in its entirety. You should probably have my landlord check on me later, because with the way that things are going it’s only a matter of time before I overdose on baby food, pass out face-first into my boyfriend pillow and lie there in a coma as my 12 cats (they magically showed up when I started eating baby food) chew my fingers off.